He isn't that kinky...

“I… I might be willing to give some of those kinky games a try,” Steve said sheepishly, “I am not Mr. Grey.”

“Oh?” Peach said with an arched eyebrow, “What have you done before?”

“I talked a girl into letting get her for anal… once,” Steve admitted.

“Nice,” Peach smiled, “You know I have just about the whole Koopa-Sutra in my head, right?”

“Wait,” Steve said, “You made a pun.”

“Of course, I am a character from kid friend video game series. Granted this is going to be a very un-family friendly situation,” Peach licked her lips, “So… How do you want to start?”

“Hmmm,” Steve said looking into the princess’ eyes.