“I have a few questions first,” Steve said, “I mean, this is real right? This is happening. I installed an app and suddenly the chick I chose at random appeared on the couch next to me in one of thousands of variations I could have chosen. I am not crazy, am I?”
“I don’t think you would accept my word on the subject,” Peach snickered, “If you are crazy then I would just be the crazy talking back to you.”
“That is the most rational thing a hallucination could say,” Steve put his head back.
“Ok,” Peach struck a pose, “Send a picture of me to a friend and see what they have to say.”
“What?” Steve shouted.
“What guy doesn’t want to show off their hot blond and very loyal girlfriend?” Peach said changing poses, “I know how it stokes the ego to show off the how much of a babe you are taking to bed.”
“I can’t argue with that,” Steve said as he pointed his phone at the summoned Video Game girl.
After he hit send Steve smiled at Peach and Peach struck another seductive pose. Steve’s phone rang.
“Hello?” Steve answered.
“YOU CAN NOT AFFORD ANY HOOKER MAN!” his best friend shouted across the phone connection, “I don’t care if she is super-hot, you cannot afford that shit!”
“She is not a hooker,” Steve said, “I met a girl into cosplay and this is her Princess Peach man.”
“I am so calling bull shit on that!”
“Seriously,” Steve said, “She is showing off a Princess Peach outfit right now.”
“Oh right, because that was what Peach wore in Breath of the Wild… oh wait, she never wore an outfit like that! You cannot afford to be blowing the how ever many grand for a call girl.”
“Relax,” Steve said, “I am not getting charged anything… At most I’d buy her dinner at the Italian place down the street.”
“As long as there are no plumbers there,” Peach quipped.
“On second thought maybe the Mexican joint up the hill,” Steve said looking back at the blonde in front of him.
“Well I am not letting this go until I see a bank statement!”
“I’ll talk to you later. Bye,” Steve hung up the phone, “Ok, so you are real. Never heard any of that out of him before but it does match up, I guess.”
“So you are convinced I am flesh and blood?” Peach asked striking a coy look.
“Well you are really here,” Steve said, “But unless you are some sort of machine…”
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