He is to parade naked into the capital city

“I’m afraid that’s the law, George” – Said the minister of justice, taking the crown from the king and giving it to the new king Henry instead – “You are not the king anymore”.

George could not even protest.

“Do not forget about his punishment” – said the new king Henry – “put him in a pillory and make him parade the streets of the capital city”.

“Is it necessary?” – asked the economy minister – “I know the law says so, but maybe we could overlook that part. There is no need to humiliate the former king”.

“No” – Said the new king Henry – “the citizens need to see for themselves why my brother is not fit to be king”.

The men did as the new king asked and put George in a pillory. They put a fake small crown on his head, so the citizens knew that the man being paraded naked was their former king, the man that they have learned to appreciate during the last few years.

The men took George outside palace and made him walk through the streets. His dick was shriveled now. Just a small mushroom head on top of a very short shaft. His balls were hanging quite low, but they still were very small. George was red. He did not understand why he was in that situation. He had been kind to everybody, and he was a good king.

In a few seconds the citizens realized what was happening and gathered to see their former king.

“I could not believe our king had such a small dick” – said a woman, laughing at him.

“It’s hot today, George, you can’t blame the weather” – said a man, sarcastically.

I a few minutes the entire city was laughing at the king. He tried to hold his head high but it was impossible for him. Tears were forming in his eyes. However, his body was betraying him as his penis was getting half erect. Tiny drops of precum formed in the tip of his half-engorged member.

“aw, look, it wants to grow” – Said a woman.

“but it’s obvious it doesn’t grow much” – answered a man, laughing.

A young man joked that such a small dick could not be called a penis or a dick that it could only be called a pee pee. One man next to him heard it and started chanting “king pee pee, king pee pee” at the former king. In a few minutes the whole city was chanting along. The humiliation was too much for him. He hoped the citizens would support him and turn around but still they were all laughing at him and his shortcomings.

A few women even dared to touch it. “It is real. I cannot believe they come so small. My husband’s is double this size” – Said a woman.

Another woman took a baby carrot and put it next to George’s penis.

A couple of men flashed their dicks at him – “This is a real man’s dick” – Said a man in his 50s while flashing his average dick at the former king.

A few hours later, the former king and the men that escorted him returned to palace. Henry was already talking with some servants.

“How did it go, little brother? How did the citizens react at your tiny member?” – Said the new king Henry – “you know, brother, I am now the king, so you have two options. You can leave the kingdom now and never come back or you can stay, but I would have to put you in jail”. Of course, George had no doubt. He felt his duty was to stay, even if that meant being jailed but after the humiliation suffered in the city, he decided to leave the country.

“Good” – Said the new king Henry – “A few men will escort you to the neighboring kingdom”.

“Can I have some clothes, please?” – asked the former king George.

“No” – Said the new king – “The whole world deserves to see your tiny penis”. Henry did a sign to their guards and they took George, still naked and humiliated. The guards freed the former king from the pillory and scorted him out of the kingdom.

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George could not complain. Two years after he was expelled from his kingdom, he had been able to build a good fortune in the neighboring kingdom. His knowledge as well as his social skills had allowed him to become one of the most relevant businessmen in the kingdom. In a few months, he was very popular and respected by everybody.

However, one day he received an unexpected visit: It was his former economy minister. The only person who showed him any support when he was expelled.

“Go away” – Said George, angry, as soon as he saw him.

“My king” – Said the minister – “we are so sorry for what happened. We need you to come back. Your brother is ruining the kingdom. Also, we discovered that the parchment was fake. Your brother had bribed the justice minister to help him with his plan”. The minister was trying hard to convince George to return to the kingdom.

George just looked at him and laughed: “Well, you wanted a king with a big dick and you have a king who is a big dick” – he declared – “I am happy here and I would never come back, so, please, leave and never come back”. George knew that his brother was ruining the country, but he could not care less. The citizens had laughed at him and allowed his brother to take the power, so he could not feel any empathy towards them.

Hundred years later the history books refer to King George as “king pee pee” but also as one of the best rulers the kingdom ever had and one of the most successful businessmen of his time. However, king Henry is referred as “king failure” for all the damage he inflicted on the kingdom.