An unknown law

At 22 y.o,. king George was young and inexperienced, but he was kind, hardworking and always wanted to do the best for his citizens. His brother prince Henry, on the other hand, was ambitious and only thought about power. For that reason, king George kind of expected that, as soon as his brother turned 18, he will try something against him.

However, king George did not expect his brother to appear the exact day he turned 18. King George was having an important meeting with all the members of his Government, when he heard Henry’s voice from behind. King George shivered. He knew his brother was plotting something bad.

“This man does not deserve to be king” – Said prince Henry, with a confident voice. The members of the Government looked at him in disbelief.

“You better have a good reason to interrupt this meeting, young man” – Said the Economy minister.

“I have” – said prince Henry with a mischievous grin. He took an old parchment from his bag – “I found this at court. It’s an ancient law but it seems it still ongoing” – Said prince Henry, confidently.

“Let me have a look” – Said the economy minister. King George was really upset. He knew it could not be nothing good.

“The king must be a man” – read the minister – “Therefore, the king must posses a manhood according to his status. So, the king’s manhood should measure at least 4 inches in its relaxed state and 6 inches in his erect state”. Some of the members of the Government gasped.

“That can be real” – said one of them – “that has to be a fake” – said other.

Meanwhile the minister kept reading – “in case the king does not comply with these measures, he will immediately cease of his functions as king. As a punishment, he will be paraded naked through the capital city so everybody can see his shortcomings”.

“That can’t be real” – Said king George, shyly.

“Let me check” – Said the justice minister. After a while examining it the justice minister declared that the parchment seemed authentic. This caused an uproar among the Government members.

“So, we must check that King George complies with the law” – Suggested the justice minister.

“No, please” – Said King George – “I am a good king, is it that not enough?”.

“I am afraid it’s the law, king” – Said the justice minister – “we have to check that you are fit to be king according to the law. So, please, undress, so we can check your manhood”.

King George complied. He knew he could not do anything else. So, he undressed and stood up naked while the members of the Government surrounded him. So, about 10 old men were staring at the king’s genitals. King George was not well endowed. In a good day, his flaccid penis was about 3 inches but due to all the unwanted attention and the nerves, it was now about 2 inches or even less. To make things worse, the king was a tall, strong man so his small genitals looked even smaller on him.

“It’s clearly less than 4 inches” – commented the justice minister, while holding the king’s dick with two fingers.

“It’s not even half that” – joked the foreign affairs minister.

“Maybe it grows” – Said the economy minister, sympathetically – “this is not the best situation for any man”.

“No way that little thing grows to 6 inches” – said prince Henry bluntly.

The poor king was red in embarrassment. He felt as he was being robbed of all his dignity, but, at the same time his body was reacting to the situation.

“Look, it’s growing” – Said the justice minister, still holding the king’s dick.

“It does not seem to be growing much” – Said one of the king’s advisors.

The justice minister finally let go the king’s dick. It was now hard and stiff. Still the small member was short and thin.

“I think it’s obvious this is less than 6 inches” – commented prince Henry, maliciously.

“I don’t think it’s even 5” – Said the justice minister – “but we need to confirm” – he added, while searching for a measuring device.

He produced a measuring tape and put it next to the king’s tiny erect member.

“Slightly less than 4.5 inches” – declared the justice minister.

“So, he must cease immediately as king” – declared prince Henry – “and he should be paraded around the capital so all the citizens can see that their king was not a real man”.

“But, that’s not that easy, prince Henry” – declared the justice minister – “we need a new king”.

Prince Henry grinned and lowered his pants to show a really big penis – “I am next in line to the throne” – he said, proudly – “and, unlike my brother, I comply with the requirements” – he said pointing down at his enormous dick. The prince’s dick was nothing similar to his brother. It was a long, thick member that hung much below his oversized testicles. It looked like about 6 inches soft, so it was obvious that he complied with the stablished requirements.

“He is right” – confirmed the minister of justice, bowing in front of Prince Henry – “Prince Henry is the new king”.

“No” – tried to protest King George.