He has magic, of course!

"Master! It's an undead! You can't be serious!"

""It" probably has a name," he looked at the lich. "I'm Kazuma. So could you resume explaining what your doing? We were told an evil being was making zombies so you can understand our conclusion I hope."

She paused. "Yes, I'm Wiz, a wizard and lich. I was just trying to help, wait. Why do you have my cloak?" She looked shocked as she noticed it wasn't on her back anymore.

"I used Steal to get a better look at what we were dealing with," Kazuma shrugged. "Got lucky and got the cloak I was going for," he added, pretending Steal was still random for him.

"I... Er um. Could I have that back please?" Wiz asked.

"Master! Don't give it back! Let me purify it already!"

"God, I wish you two would kiss and be friendly already," Kazuma said.

Megumin looked at him. "Really?"

Kazuma face went pale as he realized he did it again. "Damn it," he face palmed as Aqua paled, and granted the wish with a finger snap, causing her and Wiz to move towards each other. "...damn it, I really wish you could tell the difference between an actual sexual wish and an idle comment, and wouldn't grant the latter, and yes, that is an actual wish," Kazuma sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose, though his exasperation didn't stop him from watching.

Aqua and Wiz kissed with the passion of expierenced lovers. Though Aqua seemed disgruntled and Wiz seemed to be... Steaming? Wait she was burning! When they broke the kiss Wiz touched her burned lips.

"Master! Why!" She said gagging.

"Sorry about that, Wiz. Are you okay?" Kazuma asked.

Wiz blushed. "Oh... I'm fine. That was... I erm... So does that mean we are friends now?"

Aqua's wore a stiff smile. "Y...es... Of course."

"Okay, Aqua, I know you have issues with Undead, but let this one go unless she actually does something to cause trouble," Kazuma stated.

"But she is! Look at the zombies!" Aqua pointed.

"...um, I can't help that. My presence naturally raises the dead, and this is where the spirits I need to send up to heaven are," Wiz grimaced.

"So... Why aren't the priests doing their job, leaving this for a Lich to do?" Kazuma asked.

"Um, well, this is a cemetery for the poor..." Wiz explained, and Kazuma face palmed.

"Of course. So called "holy" priests being materialistic, what did I expect?"

"I don't mind," Wiz said. "My shop is pretty slow these days."

"Do we still get paid if we don't kill her?" Megumin asked.

"No matter! I'll do it now," Aqua said.

"Wait!" Wiz said. "Please don't send me with them."

Aqua pouted. "Fine, I can't deny such a simple thing from a friend. Master! Why did you make me friends with that?!"

"Well, it was an accident, and honestly, you could do with having an open mind," Kazuma shrugged. "Now then, if Wiz can't avoid reanimating the zombies, someone else will have to come here every now and then to send these souls to heaven," he added, looking at Aqua.

"... fine, I'll do it!" she huffed.

Megumin looked up. "If she stops coming here, we can claim we defeated her."

"Would you think of anything but money!" Kazuma of all people said.

"I don't have a sex genie to give me money! I need food if I am to continue my art! Plus I haven't exploded anything today!"

"But don't we need the ectoplasm of a Zombie Maker to prove that we did the deed?" Kazuma asked.

Megumin grumbled. "Can I at least use explosion on something before bed then! I'm so frustrated!"

"I don't suppose you got some ectoplasm laying around we can use as proof, do you?" Kazuma sighed to Wiz.

"I don't sadly. I got a magic item at my shop that influences dreams. Would dreaming about an explosion be enough?" Wiz asked.

"No, I want an actual Explosion!" Megumin whined.

"Do you know a spell to conjure up a Zombie Maker for her to blow up and allow us to prove we solved the zombie problem without having to go into details about there being a lich around?" Kazuma then asked Wiz with a sigh, trying to find some kind of solution here. This way, Megumin couldn't say he didn't try at least. Unfortunately, Wiz shook head.

"Well, if Aqua is going to purify this place. I should go," Wiz said nervously. "I will try and find you tomorrow to thank you properly."

"Wait, where's your shop?" Kazuma asked her, wanting to check it out.

"...flirting with a Lich now? Does this count as ****?" Megumin asked Aqua and Darkness. Darkness blushed, but shrugged.

Wiz gave Kazuma instructions to her shop and he gave her his room number at the inn in exchange.

"No! Master! Are we going this route? Ah... but..."