Hey, it's a sexy undead! Of course we are!

Kazuma glanced at Aqua, who was clearly conflicted by her **** friendship and hate for the undead as well as the added spice of her wanting to help her Master fuck anything he wanted to fuck.

"We are," Kazuma grinned as they walked out of the cemetery.

"But she's an undead!" Aqua cried.

"A CUTE undead," Kazuma remarked. He then spotted a hill, and pointed it out to Megumin, an idea forming. "Knock yourself out."

Megumin blinked, before she grinned, and began chanting. "Heat coils in my core, swelling, trembling,

a restless hunger aching to be freed.

Fingers curl, teasing the spark,

drawing the tension tighter, deeper.

The air shudders, thick with desire,

each breath a whisper of impending release.

It builds—slow, relentless, unbearable—

until the world can no longer hold it.

A final gasp, a **** cry,

then fire erupts, wild and consuming,

wrapping everything in its fevered embrace,

until nothing remains, now here me and obey! Explosion!"

Kazuma smirked as he watched the hill get blasted apart. As Megumin collapsed, wheezing, he asked her, "Is the chant strictly necessary?"

"...not really, no. It just sounds cool," she confessed, making Kazuma deadpan.

He then picked up Megumin, carrying her back towards the Guild Hall. "Whew, well, that was quite a night..."

"Why did you have her blow up the hill?" Darkness asked him curiously.

"Two reasons. One, to help shut her whining up, and two, hopefully it will give us a cover story that will get us paid without needing ectoplasm, given we did solve the zombie problem, they were just wrong about what was causing it," Kazuma shrugged.

A little later, Kazuma made it to his bed. He had already put Megumin to bed and stared at Darkness when she tapped his shoulder. "Yes?"

"Can I sleep with you tonight Master?" she asked.

"Sure why not. But just sleep. I think we had enough sex for one night," he said.

"No such thing Master!" Aqua replied, still flustered.

"Oh just go to sleep!" he shouted.

Aqua tried to protest but she passed out on her feet and landed face first on the ground. "Master is so brutal! Even to his genie! Ahh!" Darkness gushed as Kazuma face palmed, not having expected Aqua to follow the command so flawlessly.

"You cork it too and help me carry her into bed!" Kazuma shouted.

Darkness yelped and nodded. They got into bed together, dragging Aqua with them, and soon were passed out.