He finally decides to get one.

"I want one."

That was what he said when he had met 'Natalie', who turned out to be Agent Natasha Romanoff of SHIELD. The Black Widow who had turned against him. He had been tempted by her, if he hadn't been dying and with Pepper he might have tried for her. Which SHIELD would have loved, especially the hidden HYDRA part.

'But now she'll obey me without question happily. I wanted one, and now I have one. So how do I make the best of this?' thought the genius as he went over everything. So he began...

"Pepper is a bisexual who is willing to share me with any number of women, as long as I tell her first." Pepper had been the best thing which had happened to him and he didn't want to lose that.

"Such as Natasha, when she started working for us as Natalie. Natasha is in love with me and completely loyal to me at first sight. She often works in full vamp mode when with me and it isn't necessary for her to be too serious. In fact, she is coming here shortly with a new fun sexy seduction idea.

Also no one will find anything I say as odd." said Tony as he waited for his new 'partner' to arrive as reality changes.