He’s being “nice”

Truth be told, he just wanted to finally get a girlfriend. His low IQ didn’t let him think on a grander scale. All he wanted was to fuck Lady Constance in the pussy and convince her that her feminist views were bullshit.

That’s why he said:

“I’ll revert the changes if you become my girlfriend.”

“Excuse me?”

He was the kind of man she wouldn’t normally even glance at. He seemed stupid, broke, and pretty ugly—the complete opposite of her.

“If you don’t… well, I’ll just show you.”

On the university’s page he typed:

“Female students traditionally go naked.”

A moment later, every female student in sight was completely naked—including Constance.

“Okay, okay, I’ll do whatever you want, just undo it right now!” she screamed, desperately covering her breasts and vagina with her hands.

“Will you obey all my commands?”

“Yes!!!”

Alex reverted the changes, though he added one line:

Female students wear no underwear whatsoever.

“Hey, my underwear didn’t come back!”

“That was intentional.”

“…Please bring it back.”

“No, I think it’s better this way.”

She didn’t protest. She was just glad her breasts were still so firm.

He takes her to his place:

Constance wrapped herself tightly in her cape. She had never been in such a poor part of town. The women here looked like housewives or prostitutes—she was very far from her palace.

Alex’s apartment didn’t look any better.

“My bathroom is bigger than this apartment!”

“Maybe we should go to my place instead.”

“No, I like my place.”

“So what do I have to do?”

“You’re my girlfriend now, so maybe I’ll fuck your pussy.”

“First of all, you’re not going to ‘fuck’ anything—if we do it, we’ll make love, and you… will penetrate my vagina.”

“Whatever you call it.”

“No. I’m a classy woman, and you have to treat me as such.”

“Slut, I can—”

“If you’re going to be my boyfriend, you’ll respect me! A relationship isn’t just sex—you should take me to the theater or the opera.”