Hazily

She shook her head back and forthas she woke back up. “What… what happened?” She asked. She hadn’t recovered yet, blinking the last of the haze away. “You were reaching for the remote and lost your balance. I caught you. I didn’t think you hit your head or anything. How do you feel?”

“I feel good… like really good.” She got flushed and looked away, suddenly embarrassed. “You’re probably okay for Kira.” The words rushed out before she thought about them. “Uhm, I’m going to watch some tv, you can stay if you want.”

He settled in. She started flipping through channels rapidly eventually settling on some crime drama. The main character was an Yuan-ti forensic scientist who specialized in bones. She works with a goblin detective who acted as comic relief and the main romantic interest. Mata had many opinions about the show. Unconsciously she started to scoot closer to Arthur. “I used to think that they were perfect together…. but I bet he has a tiny little goblin dick.” She gasped and covered her mouth with both hands. “Oh my gods, I don’t know why I said that.”

Arthur chuckled. “Do goblins have tiny dicks? I gotta admit that it’s not something that I was going to look into.” Mata dropped her hands “Goblin dick is so pathetic. I wouldn’t let it anywhere near me.” She covered her mouth again surprised that something like that would come out of her mouth in front of someone she barely knew. She had no idea where any of that came from, and worse saying it in front of Arthur… excited her? She thought about all the goblins she had dated in the past. Gods, she should call them and deride them over their small cocks just for Arthur. The thought made her flush.

Thinking about Arthur at all made her slick to the point where she was sure that he could smell it, even if humans did have notoriously bad sense of smell. She was suddenly aware that she was only wearing a tee shirt three sizes too big. She wanted to be sexy… for him? Images of her dressed in tight leather and high heel shoes danced in her mind, humiliating lesser endowed goblins while he looked on. “I’m going to the bathroom, you can keep watching without me!” She scrambled down off the couch and retreated to the back of the apartment.

Arthur heard keys outside of the front door.