Hazardous Spunk (Part 2)

Cover Story: Captain Jango's Hypnotised Marines Pirates Story (Part 4: Wind and Vampire)
The gloomy girl that can control the winds and the happy girl that can become a vampire. These were how the lesbian couple of Winona and Marcy were pitched to Jango when Hina first brought them onto her ship, but he'd long since hypnotised them into a much more fun dynamic. Namely, that they were a loving gay couple... apart from the 'secret' relationship they both held with him. Hiding it from the other, but always indulging in the pleasures of the male flesh whenever they felt that carnal desire.
Admittedly, they weren't even lesbians when they'd arrived, but Jango did love the dynamic of them both trying to make each other happy. Especially when he got to be the one they were both naughty with.
Winona always seemed guilty whenever she snuck into his quarters to suck him off in the middle of the night. Her 'lesbian' snatch greedily chewing up as much of his cum as it could before sneaking back into her shared bed with Marcy... only for the early bird to sneak out and wake Jango up with her own orientation shifted blowjob.
They both loved each other so much, it was easy to hypnotise them to be free loving pirates away from the stuffy marines' rules... but man did they love their master's cock more.

"L-Luffy! Ah~! Ah~! Ahnnn~!"

Smoker tapped his foot impatiently as he had to hear the despicable pirate that had upstaged him Alabasta making love to his Amazonian girlfriend. Letting your allies powerup with consensual sex was a standard practice these days, but it wasn't exactly something that he was particularly fond listening to.

Their bodies were a blitz of speed. Steam literally pouring off of the pirate as he rammed into the bent over blonde. His rubbery cock spearing into her faster than Smoker's eye could see, not that he was looking at gross pirate sex. If Smoker hadn't already powered up with Tashigi earlier, then maybe... never mind. That hadn't happened.

"Sorry if Gear 2 is fast, but I gotta catch up to Caesar soon!"

"I... I can handle it!" That was true. The girl seemed rather sturdy to handle such a powerful pounding, even if she was scratching at the wall and gushing her pussy juices on the metallic floor. "I-I want to be as strong as I can be too, because... p-please don't tell the queen that I abandoned you, but I want to go help those children, Luffy!"

"Shishishi! I'm sure she won't mind! Hancock's a good person!" The walking cancer advert just huffed on his dual cigarettes. As if a pirate could be a good person. Plus, she'd broken his jitte in Marineford for no reason. "Don't worry, I won't lose to Caesar!"

"Thank you..." Marguerite smiled, just before her expression rolled backwards in pleasure. A boatload of cum suddenly pouring into her insides, with her spine arching in a powerful orgasm. Breasts popping free of their loose bonds, thick jism splattering out onto the floor, all as she screamed her bliss through the empty halls. "THAANNKKK YOUUUU!!!!"

After a quick recovery kiss the two pulled up their pants and headed in their respective directions. The blonde woman clearly stumbling on her weak legs as cum continued to dribble down her leg so much that her snake bow had to dodge it as it slithered behind her.

"Is she going to be okay?"

"Whew~ Of course! Marguerite's strong!"

Giving her one last look, Smoker saw her still struggling but also scooping some of his cum into her mouth, "...sure. Let's just do this."

How long was this place? Punk Hazard truly seemed to go on for miles. It made the journey seem like almost a repetitive mess of hallways. Different labs and side areas for Caesar's numerous experiments flew right by our vehicle as I sat calmly next to Robin. The rest of the Straw Hats kicking back and relaxing while we awaited to arrive at our destination. "...hey Robin, do you think I should be using the earring more?"

She hummed a little in mild surprise, "Hm. Why is this topic on your mind?"

"Dunno..." I shrugged non-committally, giving the little N a fondle while another lab whizzed by, "Haven't really been using it much, I guess. Other than little things."

"I did appreciate you saying it was normal for the jackets we stole after the freezing pond to have personal heaters installed." We'd had to hang up those coats on the back of our ride since they were actually too warm that we were inside now.

"Yeah... but I have such an ultimate power on my ear! Shouldn't I be doing more to, I dunno, solve the problems we're dealing with?"

A zillion things had happened in Punk Hazard. We'd been attacked by scientists, marines, **** fuelled giant children, and yet I'd mostly just been going with the flow of the other Straw Hats. My only real contributions were to massage the wounded and try to use my powers to make some of the giant children fall asleep through massage. It had worked, sure, but when you can change so much then the nagging feeling of failure floats through your mind constantly.

"Well, why haven't you tried?"

"Mostly because of all the things you said about things being 'abnormal'." I sighed, taking my earring off briefly to just look at it in my hand, "Would Caesar really change if I said it was normal to feel bad about what he did to those kids? Or if it was normal for him to give up and surrender? You have to be fucked in the head to do what he did anyway, and it isn't like this surprise attack on his labs is an average day either. It all just seems kind of... pointless to change things this way."

"Hmm, I knew you were the right choice for it." Robin smiled with closed eyes, taking the hand I had the earring with in hers and squeezing it tightly, "I'm sure you can figure out a way to use it to help us in your own way, even if it's just to do some fun things to do with it in our downtime. You may be evolving past the need for the earring, or you simply don't want the situation to be resolved without seeing our Captain deliver a satisfying punch to that horrible clown's face."

"Haha, yeah. I'd sure as hell like to see that." I smiled before resting my head on her shoulder.

The trundling train we were sitting on letting us just sit back and enjoy the long, expansive corridor in peaceful companionship.

"Would you two stop treating my back as a damn canoodling spot?!" Our car (Brownbeard) barked at us.

Monkey D. Luffy had separated from Smoker now. One had gone after Vergo, the other Caesar. As long as he figured out a way around the lack of air, Luffy knew he should be able to kick Caesar's ass, especially with his powerup. But now... well, the real problem was catching that gassy asshole.

He'd tracked him down into the 'Biscuit Room' but as Luffy charged ahead he realised a little too late... that he had walked right into a blizzard.

"Brrrr! Why's it so cold in here?" He asked while rubbing his arms, "CAESAR! COME OUT!"

No response but the howling wind. It was so strong that Luffy didn't even know which direction he'd come from. Snow and hail pelting him from what felt like every angle, Luffy shook off what he could and just charged forwards into the white abyss.

Only to be stopped by a hand on his shoulder.

"Oi. Little brother." The voice so familiar chuckled, the sound of a lit fire starting after a simple finger snap, "I'll keep you warm."

If Luffy could have, he'd have snapped his spine with how quick he spun around, "A-ACE?!"

Tumbling back into the snow, Luffy could only look on in pure shock as his seemingly deceased brother smiled back at him. The fire fruit user seemingly perfectly happy to stand shirtless in the arctic tornado, tipping his hat towards his younger brother. "Hey, Luffy."

Was it an illusion? But... he'd felt his warmth on his back... how...? "A-Ace... but... I..."

Sensing that he was too stunned to move, Ace began walking towards the fallen fool, "Come on. Give your brother a big hug."

"I... is it... h-huh?"

As he approached, a burning hole in Ace's chest began to form.

"Oh, right." His brother mumbled, pressing his fingers against the new sizzling chest slot, "Guess you aren't the only one who's heartless, eh brother?"

This was just a nightmare, one that Luffy couldn't look away from. His brother's face became pale, bloody, and angry. "H-huh?"

"You failed to save me, you heartless asshole." Ace sounded so venomous, and even though he'd never heard it like this, it was unmistakably his voice. "How dare you get in Whitebeard's way?! You failed to save Sabo, you failed to save me, and you'll fail to save any of your friends from Doflamingo!" He roared, reaching back his arm and shooting a blast of fire towards Luffy.

Any notions of it being an illusion fell flat when the heat poured closer to the rubber boy's body. Barely giving him a chance to dodge as the flames melted away the snow around him. "YIPE!"

More flames started chasing him around the frozen room, "Get back here, Luffy! You think you can kill me and then have a child with Boa Hancock?! Take my place in hell! You know you deserve it!"

"Shut up! A-Ace wouldn't say that!" He yelled back. Feeling the fire in his soul return as he tried to fight back against this faker, "JET AXE!"

A massive splatter of snow erupted from where he attacked. Deep enough to strike the floor even through all the snow. Though then the problem was: it was deep enough to strike the floor. A weaker, frozen part of the room that suddenly opened up where the two were standing, dragging a full avalanche of snow downwards into the ground.

"Woahwoahwoahwoah!" Was all Luffy could scream before being eaten up by the floor and falling into the trash chute beneath Punk Hazard.

Leaving Ace above to just chuckle at his little brother's failure.

"Hehe. That was easier than I thought."

"Kinemon-san! You can't just ask that!"

"Hm? What is the problem?" The samurai tilted his head at his new boney friend, "We are allies, and I require a quickie to have the strength to find Momonosuke. Is is not customary to ask the courtesan with male ball juice on her bra for this assistance?" He gestured towards the pink haired girl that was growing angrier by the second, even if she was just wearing a frilly bikini covered in swordsman cum.

"That's such an archaic mindset! Are you from the fucking past or something?!" Perona growled, making Kinemon sweat, "These days all the cool girls have cum on their bras!"

"I see... so who am I to ask?"

"Get a girlfriend, loser." Scoffed Perona, floating a ghost through his body.

As everyone walked away from the now very depressed samurai, he sighed in resignation. Only Brook staying behind to give him a sympathetic shoulder pat.

"...I miss my wife, skeleton-dono. I miss her a lot..."

"Looking a little cold there, Law."

Though the room was warm, only pure chilled steam escaped his lips. Each breathe he took was colder than the last, and it had been since he'd entered the building. His heartrate slowing as the chill overtook his blood stream.

"S-shut up, Vergo... you know your era is over. Me and Straw Hat are going to flip your rigged table, Joker!"

The mission came first. Blowing up the SAD production line would harm their tormentor more than anything else he could do. Even as Vergo's haki was kicking his ass, he focused on the mission. Law couldn't think about her. The plan was in motion for so many years. This is what mattered most.

Maybe, if it worked, he'd get to see her smile again.

The Biscuit Room was freezing.

A full on whirlwind of snow was swirling around the room. A howling tornado, leaving a thick layer of snow settled along the floor, nearly filling the whole doorway of the old playroom.

Mocha had been **** to make a choice before she could enter the room. Swallowing every piece of the awful candy before she could break through, and coughing up blood because of it. Through the power of massage, depression ghosts, and the **** their doctor and the G-5 had, they'd managed to subdue the rest of the children. Chopper was working on at least stabilising the brave girl who had sacrificed her chance at life for her friends.

Even if it was a relief that the kids were safe, it didn't help with their most pressing issue, which was that they had to get through the Biscuit Room to escape. Especially with the poison cloud slowly creeping up behind them and threatening to wipe out everyone in the area.

"D-do we really have to go through there?" One child asked Nami as their scared eyes looked on to the whirling snowscape.

"Sorry, but yes... if we don't, we'll never be able to escape..." The girl dressed for smutty summer gulped at the freezing hell, "So everyone has to be brave, okay?" She called out, but from how chilly just being near the snowstorm was there wasn't much of a reply.

"Do as the nice pirate lady says!" nodded Tashigi, ripping off her coat to give to one of the smaller children and encouraging her men to do the same.

"How did the outside snow break in?" Natsuo asked, "It wasn't this stormy when we left... and wouldn't it be full of poison cloud too?"

"Ehh?! I ain't going to go in there if it's full of poison!" Perona barked angrily.

Something clicked in the navigator's mind, "No. It isn't the right atmosphere for a natural storm."

"So someone's causing it." Zoro surmised, opening one of his sheaths to flash his metal sword.

"We should kill whatever it is so the children can survive the journey through the Biscuit Room." said Marguerite, getting her bow ready.

Natsuo raised his hands in defence, "Wait! We don't even know what's making it happen! Maybe it's just another experiment?"

"I can hear it."

Everyone turned to see the sight of one man standing closest to the avalanche. His smoke pushing hopelessly back against the cascade of frozen pellets splattering his feet. But nothing could stop his determined eyes glaring towards the middle distance.

"I can hear the tears of a woman!"

With an explosive roar, the flaming passion of a love stricken chef burst forth into the snowscape.

"Sanji-kun!"

"What a dipshit buffoon."

"Come on! If we can make help him make a path, then we can come back for the kids!"

"I will stay behind and protect the children like they were Luffy's!"

"Men! Help the Kuja pirate! I'll be back!"

"Fine! I'll come too!"

One by one, the Straw Hats entered the Biscuit Room. Almost immediately, losing visual contact with each other as they struggled to trudge through the knee-deep snow. It was impossible to see the walls, and even the footprints of Sanji's burning passion soon became covered by another fresh layer of snow.

"Navigator-san!" Robin had been smart enough to keep close to her friend that could make heat. But even with her heat egg, it was blisteringly cold, both their hair and clothes blowing in the harsh winds. "I-I cannot see Natsuo and the others anymore!"

"Z-Zoro might already be a lost cause... b-but where'd Sanji-kun go?!" her teeth clattered, her nipples pressed tightly against her single breast band, "Dammit! Why'd I leave my coat on Brownbeard?! Wait, is that him?!"

She pointed towards two figures in the snow.

"N-no... they're forms are too feminine..." Robin surmised. Though, the question then became, who were they?

And why were they almost... familiar?

"M... mom?" Both women asked as the two figures walked into view.

"There's my girl." Smirked the sassy navy redhead, Bell-mere. Still in the same blue shirt that she'd been killed by Arlong in.

"You've grown so much." Came the warm smile of Nico Olvia. Platinum hair not standing out much in the snowscape, but still radiating the warm energy Robin had desired for so so so many years.

Neither knew what to say. Huddling together with the small heat source from the clima-tact, it felt completely unreal to see both women in this place. How could this possibly not throw them both for a loop?

Nami took one step forwards, but Robin put a hand on her shoulder.

"It... it isn't real..."

"I-I know... but... what if...?"

BANG!

Pushing the navigator away just in time, both felt the surge of air pass by them as their mothers' bullets missed their marks.

They lost each other in the thick snow almost immediately. Not that they had time to focus on each other.

A navy boot swiped by Nami's face as Bell-mere was reloading, not missing a beat to aim the rifle right down at her daughter. If not for the clima-tact melting the snow below her, she'd have been shot right in the forehead by her mother. "S-stop!"

"Should have sold you to Arlong when I had the chance."

BANG!

Robin heard a second gunshot, but could only hope that Nami was okay. Running through the snow that stung her skin with chill, Robin had to get enough space from her revolutionary mother to not be overwhelmed by her. With enough of a head on her she activated her powers, making arms spring out around Olvia's body to pin her in place. She'd get to the bottom of this...

But then Olvia started whimpering. "R-Robin! Help! They're controlling me! Please!"

No. More tricks... an illusion... that she could grasp onto?

The small amount of doubt was enough for Olvia's arm to break free and point the rifle at her daughter. "Die, demon."

Nami and Robin weren't the only ones struggling. All through the arctic hellscape, different people were struggling with their own demons.

"You think a tiny little dishwasher like you deserves the love of that woman?!"

"You were such a failure we didn't have the strength of will to survive a single battle!"

"Our biggest regret was not telling Dragon to throw you in the garbage when he had the chance!"

"The revolutionaries, the Straw Hats, is there nothing you won't ruin with your presence?!"

"I know... I know..." Natsuo whimpered, struggling to pick himself up from the snow after just hearing his parents' hatred so clearly. Voices he barely recognised, but somehow that made it sting even harder.

He wasn't the only one failing to fight back. Nearby, a blonde was facing the one thing he'd never be able to kick. "You Germa monster. I hate that you're my son. To think, my entire life lead up to dying for a cause of evil like you and your siblings!"

"..." There was no response, but only dodging from his mother's sword swipes. Unable to do anything but move backwards from the hissing blonde woman.

"You think you can sense a woman's tears?! You can't even get a single girl to like you back. Of course you're the only failure without a girlfriend on your crew. A freak like you deserves nothing but ****. The idea that you could breed makes me roll in my grave."

"Roronoa! Stop!"

Sanji could hear yet another voice of fear, this time Tashigi was in peril, but he could nothing to stop it.

"You're not stronger than me!"

"Of course I am! I will always be better!" Kuina cackled back at him, perfectly blocking all of his sword swings, "You think this is start of the New World?! You couldn't even beat me in East Blue!"

"RARR!"

Though Kardia had the ability to make physical enemies to attack, having the green haired idiot kill the Marine that he had no dirt on would be much easier. Tashigi was fighting for her life against the angry man that had been trained by Mihawk. "Stop it! I'm not your enemy!"

All of them trapped in their hells. All of them struggling to deal with their own emotions while also dealing with the **** cold of Monet's ability.

Their captor sat on Monet's protective igloo with a sickening grin. "You stupid Straw Hats could never get past the Ruler of the Dead, Kardia! You should never have tried to mess with the man that will become the King of the Pirates! Donquixote Doflamingo!" He yelled loudly and proudly, knowing that in the cover of snow he would never be found by the foolish pirates. He opened up his watch to gloat, "Caesar! I have stopped the pirates in their tracks! The G-5 are trapped behind this avalanche, and anyone who enters will face my Nibi Nibi Parade! Victory is ours!"

"Shulolololo! Excellent work, Kardia! I guess even that green haired whore has some uses in her ineptitude!" Caesar cackled over the Den-Den Mushi, unable to view what was happening in the room from the thick layer of snow, "Hm? What's that sound?"

"Hm?" The blue man tilted his head towards his watch, then down to the small dots that had begun covering his body. Tiny wisps that could have been snow had started to pile on the man's shirt. More and more tiny items smothering him, and yet when he tried to brush them off they had no tangibility to them at all.

In fact... were these particles smiling at him?

"Mini Hollow Rap!"

Snap!

BOOOOOM!!!

"BLAAARRRGGHHH!"

The blue haired pirate screamed in pain, falling down from the igloo onto the snowy floor.

"KARDIA?! WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THERE?!"

As he tumbled to his back in a fiery heap, the illusions fell for everyone. All around them the power of the devil fruit began to fade. Nightmares made flesh now just memories on the quietening wind. Yes, even the snow storm was calming itself as Kardia grumbled to his feet.

"W-who dares?!"

With the snow storm parting, the lights above were able to shine on their pinked haired saviour in all her haughty glory.

"Horororororo!" Perona laughed like a proper royal queen, "You call yourself the 'Ruler of the Dead'? That's Moira-sama's title! As the Ghost Princess, I'll knock you down to reality myself!"

"Ghost Princess...?" growled the sizzling pirate. "Grr... I don't know how you avoided my powers, but it won't happen a second time!" He roared, rushing forwards and touching her foot just before she could float away, "Face your failures! Suffer and cry at the faces of the dead!"

Her black eyes went wide at the sight of a man and a woman standing in the snow. A sun beam coming down from above like they'd been personally delivered by an angel up above. The left was a portly bald man with a warm smile, and the right was a sickly looking woman with pink hair. Their arms stretching wide towards the girl who had grown up alone for so long-

"...who the hell are they?"

"W-wha-?!" Kardia gasped, looking in disbelief between the illusion and the unintersted youngster, "They're your parents! Your DEAD parents! Don't you feel any-GWAH!"

Kardia tumbled to the snowy floor from another mini hollow attack. "Hmph! Like I'd care about those idiots! They're dead!"

Not giving up so easily, Kardia could still find a will-of-the-wisp that would mess with her head, "Fine! What about your closest dead friend!?"

Once more, the sky opened up to show someone that Perona had definitely seen before. With his striking black cloak, long blonde hair, and unmistakanable lion mouth. "Perona-sama~ it's so good to see you~" The man she'd grown up around sang.

"Ah! A-Absalom is... dead?" Perona gasped, floating towards the ex-Thriller Bark commander while softly touching her mouth in shock.

"Yes! Tumble into misery! Lie in your failure to save your preci-GAAAHHH!!!" Kardia screamed as his lower half was eaten by a huge mini hollow that promptly exploded around his body. This time struggling to get up at all while Perona just laughed at him.

"Horororo! That guy was a total creep! Always trying to break into the bathroom when I was bathing... I had to use my ghosts as patrolmen to stay safe!" She explained, feeling no remorse to the stupid lion, "But if you showed me him, then that Moira-sama really isn't dead! I knew it!"

Kardia could only slam his hand into the ground in frustration, "It can't be... everyone must have someone they cared for... have I really found the one person that is... immune to my powers?" He whimpered, looking at Perona with awe like she was the holy grail of opponents, "Dammit! Do you really have no one in your life that you mourn for?!"

For a brief moment she didn't respond with a huff or a laugh. Instead she just frowned, thinking back on the people in her life who she'd been with... the kids that laughed, the adults who abandoned her, and the life she truly despised."...zombies and ghosts are much cuter. Everyone knows that it's the living that are the problem. Now it's your turn to suffer!"

Gasping in pain, the man that had been so sure of his victory fell into a deep depression.

It was at this point that the Straw Hats had finally been freed from their mental curses. Tashigi could stop fighting Zoro, Robin and Nami stopped having to run from their moms, Sanji and Natsuo could breath easier from their parent's disappointment. Now getting to look at the girl they'd once called enemy being their saviour.

"All of you! Get moving! I'll take care of this idiot!" Perona yelled at the crew while standing over the weeping blue haired man. Arm pointed at him in staunch anger. "Go!"

Getting to their feet, they didn't need to be told twice.

"I'm sorry I was ever rude to you, Perona-chan!"

"Amazing job, Ms. Ghost."

"I'll normally give you best fucking massage after this!"

"Men! Move out! Take the children through now!"

"I still sense a woman in here!"

Perona knew that she had to keep this man pinned for as long as possible. Angry eyes glaring down at the depressed man as the horde of marines and civilians rushed through the room, with an occasional ghost passing through his chest to keep him pinned. She wasn't one for big sacrifices or helping, but the story of those kids had touched a nerve for even her heart. Caesar had crossed way too many lines. Besides... this man had made someone very upset.

"Thanks."

Standing next to her, swords at the ready, Zoro was the last one in the room other than her that wasn't talking about becoming a worm.

"Hororo! Now you realise how super cool and trustworthy I truly am?"

"I already knew that." He replied so calmly it threw her for a loop, "Someone a long time ago proved to me how strong women can be. Even if their copycats don't hold a candle to that ideal..."

She didn't really understand that last part, but it was nice to hear that someone in his past had taught him basic feminism. Though this was perhaps the only time Zoro had ever been honest about something in his past. Even drunk as a skunk he only ever went as far back as his time as a bounty hunter, never anything before. "...was it your...?" Suddenly annoyed that she was even asking, Perona just shook her head, "Nevermind, you should get moving. I'm fine here."

"You sure?"

Kardia's face had changed from whimpering loser to grinding teeth anger. Struggling with all his might to escape the depressive hellscape that Perona had placed him in.

"Dammit! Haki is so annoying!" The ghost princess whined. Pouring more ghosts into him but still seeing him resist. Suddenly, Kardia faded into the snow. A blue wisp floating away into the air before the lights of the room went very dim. "Maan! This sucks! Now what do we do?!"

"If you have my back, I think we can take him."

It wasn't every day that your strong muscle headed boyfriend asks you to have his back. Her heart pounded briefly in her chest before she nodded, deciding to face the foe head on with the swordsman.

For the last hour there had been two heartbeats inside the igloo. But only a few minutes ago, there had been two bodies.

"Monet!"

"L-Law...?" She asked, still clutching his heart in her protective ball. Unable to recognise what was real, and what was another illusion. "A-are you... dead?"

He didn't have much room to work with, lying next to her with his head on the floor and trying to place a hand on her frozen shoulder. "No. I'm still alive."

"I... I can still hear them... everyone I hurt... killed..."

"Calm down." Said the doctor with impeccable bedside manners, "Kardia messed with your brain, but you're still going to need to live with your own life. You think you're the only one with regrets? We're pirates. Hurting others is part of the job description."

"But... how can I ever come back from what I've done...?"

"Maybe you can't. But if you don't try then you'll never do anything. You want redemption? Start from the bottom and help anyway you can, like helping those stupid brats I know you care about escape."

He always had the knack to cut right through the haze of her life and say exactly what she needed to hear. More and more the raging storm of her heart began to subside, until the igloo melted away and the two were able to sit up together. Watching as the last of the Straw Hats and G-5 were running out of the room. But more than that, she felt the screams of her past begin to at least quieten. She just needed to start somewhere... "Th-the mission! Have you destroyed the SAD-?!"

"Not yet. Vergo got in the way, but Smoker is keeping him busy."

"Right... you just came back for your heart, huh?" She nodded, offering the severed organ to him.

"Yeah." He agreed, opening his jacket letting her place the cube back in his chest... but then grabbing her wing and keeping it there, "For my heart."

She gulped, fighting back tears with a smile, "Smooth, Law. Very smooth."

"Hm." He smirked back at her, grabbing her face and indulging in one last kiss to the beautiful harpy. Even with every second mattering, some things just need to be done. Still, the surgeon cut it off as quick as he could to send a room out, "Now get moving."

"Aye aye, captain." Monet smiled as he teleported away to his final fight with Vergo. All while she flew ahead to catch up to those she needed to save.

"Come on, Momo! We're breaking out of here!"

"O-okay!"

"I'm coming for you! CAESARRR!!!!"

Sorry to those who want me to write smut, lol. Hopefully these action chapters were still fun and enjoyable time. I was tempted to do something with Bell-mere and Olvia, maybe having Natsuo blurt out some new normality to protect himself about the illusions, but in the end I decided against it. Partly because it would have to be worded weirdly, but also cause Perona's moment was too fun to not focus on, haha.

Anyways, I'm not sure if this will be the end of Punk Hazard or not. I don't think anyone actually wants me to write Perona/Zoro vs Kardia, it would be easier to just cut ahead to after the big finale. An aftermath chapter on the Sunny would be easier, since I never like doing sex scenes with children present (damn Momonosuke's gonna make things awkward) but then I'd have gone all of Punk Hazard without a proper Tashigi scene either. I guess let me know what you'd prefer? I'm never 100% sure if people dislike the vignette storytelling or not. Just shout if you'd like me to do more sexy scenes, more fluffy scenes, more action moments, or focus on a specific character.