Happy Hayley

"Happy Hayley."

Hayley went back into a trance, the derp look still on her face.

"Hayley, when I fuck you, it'll be the greatest fuck of your life. When I fuck your pussy, you have multiple orgasms, when I fuck your ass, you have incredible multiple orgasms, and when I cum on your face or tits, you have an incredible orgasm. You orgasm easily and often during sex, and always orgasm when a man cums on your face or tits, but no man can make you orgasm like I can. Whenever you grow sexually aroused, your eyes cross, and your tongue slips out of your mouth and stay that way until you orgasm, and when you orgasm, you loudly call out 'derp.' You don't know why or how this started, and you'll be too embarrassed to find out. When I snap my fingers, you'll strip naked, get on your hands and knees and beg me to fuck you."

Ward snapped his fingers.

"Fuh muh!" said Hayley as she started to strip.

"What?"

"Fuh muh!" She stripped naked and got on her hands and knees. "Fuh muh!" her pussy was dripping.

"Ohhhh, fuck me." Ward stripped and got behind Hayley. He smacked her ass a few times then started fucking her pussy.

A minute later, Hayley called out "DERP! DERP! Deeeerrp!"

Ward laughed at how ridiculous this was: A famous British actress known for her confident, lady like rolls, yelling 'derp' while being fucked.

"DERP!"

Ward kept fucking Hayley's pussy.