Hannah Waddingham

Just as you're about to make your choice, something else catches your eye. Behind the two newly-crowned MILFs, a woman is bent over at the waist in a sparkly black cocktail dress and matching heels. You can't see who it is with their back to you, but that view is enough to entice even the strongest of wills. Ass shaking back and forth, almost beckoning you like some kind of trap, you lose all focus and begin to walk towards it while Vanessa and Sarah huff in offended surprise.

Still bent over once you reach her, you grab the woman by the waist and pull her towards your crotch, slamming her ample ass against you. "Oooh!" she exclaims, standing up straight and turning around immediately, to reveal the statuesque and mature Hannah Waddingham, star of Ted Lasso and grade-A certified MILF. Her body - with its ample curves barely contained by the bursting seams of her dress - is almost hypnotizing in a way as you start to make your way across the room. Your legs start to move even as your brain struggles to focus on anything else in the room. Alone and sipping a tall drink in a dark corner, you soon come face-to-tits with the tall, busty Brit towering over you in heels.

"Well, hello there stranger," she says, greeting you with a luminous smile while her finger circles the rim of her drink. You're far from short - and still, she looms over you like an Amazon warrior. You are still dressed in your same ratty t-shirt and sweatpants so it's a fun contrast to Hannah's glam red-carpet ready look. Her cleavage is bared, her makeup is done perfectly and her long blonde hair styled in a fashionable up-do that must have taken hours....and you can't wait to ruin all of it in an instant.

"Fuck me," you mutter under your breath as your hand reaches out to begin stroking her ass and hips. It had been almost twenty minutes since your last orgasm, so you were getting restless and impatient. You always had a high libido, but since arriving in the BJU, it seems like your balls would never be empty again. Skipping the usual formalities and flirting, you grab the curvy MILF and pull her behind the bar before roughly shoving her down to her knees. She makes her way down to the floor clumsily before looking up at you with understandable confusion.

"I'll be out of your way in a second," you offhandedly mention - to no reaction - while shimmying your sweatpants down to your ankles. Your half-hard cock pops free and gently swings in Hannah's face like bait for a hungry fish. "Don't you think we should find a roo-MMMMPH!" Her suggestion may have been a good one, but it goes unheeded as you spear your bulbous tip past her lips and into her warm mouth.

"Did you say something? No? Good," you quip before pressing deep and pulling a loud "GAK!" from the Emmy winner's throat. "You know, I've never really thought of myself as having a thing for older women, but you MILF sluts might be changing my mind," you say with a chuckle. The gorgeous Ms. Waddingham can only gag in response as your dick saws in and out of her stretched lips. Her long blonde hair is tinted with light, white and gray streaks as it weaves in between your tensed knuckles. You pump slowly opting for depth over speed as Hannah's throat contracts and constricts around more and more of your pulsing cock.

You barely noticed that you were blocking the line to the bar until the bartender coughed softly. Looking up with a guilty expression, you turned your head to find that a long queue had formed. Seeing as it was mostly men, you felt compelled to ask the first man in line to clarify. "Are you guys waiting for drinks or a blowjob?" you ask.

"There's a bar over here?"

And there was your answer. Rather than make the fawning masses wait too long, you turn back around to focus on the task at hand, pumping a bit faster now that you know you have an audience. "You've got quite a night ahead of you," you offer to Hannah. She obviously has other things on her mind as her eyes squint shut in focused concentration. She somehow still manages to retain an air of glam and proper British nobility even while her mouth is stuffed full with wet, insistent cock.

Her dress still clings to her like a second skin while emphasizing every mature curve as she leans forward, ass poked out delightfully and invitingly. You pull her forward even further - hearing a light "GURK!" - as you reach down to grab a liberal handful. Hannah's nose is buried in your pubic thicket while your heavy balls rest on her chin and spit dribbles down from the sides of her mouth. She coughs and gags a bit more while you continue to paw at her ample posterior.

When you finally remove yourself from her throat, Hannah falls over on all fours with a loud gasp. Before she can catch her breath, however, you are back to work. Still balanced on her hands and knees, you have to squat a bit to get your dick back inside, but you have much better access to her ass now. You pull her dress up towards her waist and reveal her black thong panties before yanking them upwards as well, unveiling as much cheek as possible for any passersby. Your hands full, you only move your hips back and forth now. Your cock doesn't penetrate nearly as deep, but the thrusts are quicker.

"Hey, buddy, come on, we don't got all night," you hear from behind you.

"I mean, you literally do, but whatever," you reply without turning around, releasing Hannah's red, hand-marked ass to return your hands to her head. Pumping hard and fast now, she moans a loud "MMPH MMMPH MMMPH MMPH!" while you treat her mouth like a custom sex toy. It's less than a minute before you begin dumping copious amounts of hot jism into her mouth. After a few ropes, you pull out and make sure to cover her face as well, making a true mess all over. Rising back to standing, you pull your pants up over your flaccid, wet, sticky member and turn to the line behind you, some 20 men deep now.

"She'll all yours, fellas," you offer with a shrug before making your way over to the bar where a cold drink is already waiting. You sip slowly, watching a throng descend onto the MILF as you find a new target to destroy.