Hangovers

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I sleep in longer than normal, still groggy from last night's drinking. Today is Sunday, I confirm to myself. I would like to hit the gym today, although in my current state, I don't feel well enough... I need to clear my head and make a plan for the day. I make myself an espresso. I bought my own machine to practice making them when I had gotten hired as Victoria's assistant and discovered that she expected me to be able to make them on demand.

I take a shower. While scrubbing my balls {if Edge = 100}I notice how heavy and painfully swollen they are. Watch out ladies, I'm going to be on a hair trigger. Going to Lewis' house might be a bad idea...{elseif Edge >= 75}I notice how horny I'm feeling. I'll be popping boners at the drop of a hat today. If I help Lewis again, it's definitely going to be a challenge to keep them secret.{else}I hope that I can get through the day without an awkward boner for Lewis' mom or sister.{endif} I shoo thoughts of the women from my head as fast as possible.

I leave the bathroom and text Lewis to arrange a time, but he doesn't respond. Sucker will probably will be hung over most of the day. Let's see... Mindy has a minivan that we can move Lewis' desk with. I should ask her if it's available. I check my contacts and see that I still have the number for the house landline. Good enough. I call. Mindy picks up.

"Hello, Mindy speaking." Don't give strange callers your name, I think to myself.

"Hi Mindy. It's Warren. How is your morning going?"

"Warren! The house is still standing, so that's a good sign. Are you still coming over today? I could cook an actual meal this time."

"Yeah, I plan on coming over, but Lewis is probably still sleeping off the beer from last night."

"Oh dear," she replies. Her voice dips. "Should I be worried?"

"No, he'll be fine. I'm calling to see if you still have that minivan and if we can borrow it to move the desk."

"Yes, it is in the garage. Help yourself to it..." In the background I hear another voice. It must be Tonya. Mindy says something, then gets back on the phone.

"Tonya would like to know when you can get here, she requests your help with something."

I can make out Tonya better now. "Mom, tell him he has to help me."

"You totally don't have to help her," Mindy relays.

"Hey!"

"But, if you haven't had breakfast, I can make you some waffles." Mindy says.

Well, the whole day is feeling shaky. But a waffle breakfast wins out over the gym today. "Alright, that sounds great. I can be there in thirty minutes."

I finish getting ready, taking my gym bag in case I feel well enough to hit the gym later.