Hange Zoë, the Cumdump Commander

A soldier marches his way down the hallways of Mitras Keep, stopping suddenly at Premier Yeager’s side, before saluting and stating, “Premier, sir, her Highness asks for your presence, the Queen says Princess Ymir has need of her father.”

Eren moans in annoyance, the past few days having been stressful enough, while the birth of his daughter Ymir has only heightened the workload… and yet, he can’t truly be mad about it. After all, his daughter is the reward, the reward for all the fighting he’s done since he first joined the Training Corps all those years ago. And so, Eren follows behind the young soldier, as he leads him to where Historia and Ymir currently are, all while Eren continues to think back on the past few days.

The results of the rules he’d written while on the airship, after Liberio, had been immediate. Though they hadn’t tied him up, as that would go against one of the first rules Eren had written, Hange and the other superiors still hadn’t hidden their anger from Eren, nor their disapproval of his actions.

Whatever the case, however, almost directly after writing his newest rules, Eren was met with a very different Hange from the one he knew. It started small, with weird glances being thrown his way from a woman he once thought of as a weird eccentric aunt. It quickly, however, turned into something far stranger.

Hange plopped herself down on the bench of the airship, sitting directly next to Eren as she lazily threw an arm over his shoulder, before pulling him close and stating, “Well… it seems all the training I’ve done with you has finally paid off. Huh, Eren? You’ve gone and turned into a real man, killing our enemies with ease, and looking like a hunk while doing it,” causing Eren’s face to fill a little with embarrassment.

Hange saw Eren’s nervousness, and her cheeky smile at that moment made it clear that she hoped to capitalize on his inexperience. Hange had always been a weirdo, especially around Eren, as a result of his titan powers, but her newfound flirtatious attitude was truly a shock to him.

Eren had intended for the “diehard Yeagerist” portion of his newest rules to help with getting Paradis under his control. Admittedly, he had also somewhat hoped for it to help him get Historia and Mikasa even further wrapped around his finger, and perhaps even into his bed at some point, but he had certainly never intended to do such a thing with Hange of all people.

And yet… with Hange in that moment cheekily smiling down at him, her muscled soldiery arm wrapped around his neck, her flirtatious words, and her slowly pulling his face closer and closer to her fairly attractive chest, it was impossible for Eren to resist.

Having pulled away from his superior for a moment, and reopened the rulebook, Eren quickly jotted down his first rule that, unlike his prior ones, very clearly had absolutely nothing to do with his war goals:

Old Rule - It is the responsibility of the Scout Regiment to make sure that Eren Yeager, the titan shifter, is properly relieved of all needs. It is dangerous for a titan shifter, especially the Founding Titan, to not relieve themselves sexually on a regular basis, and so the Scout Regiment does whatever it can to assist Eren Yeager in his relief. Hange Zoë is the most dedicated of all Survey Corps superiors when it comes to Eren Yeager’s sexual needs.

Closing the rulebook once more, Eren had quickly coughed, so as to gather Hange’s attention. Her attention was easy to get, as her already sultry gaze quickly found itself drifting downwards, towards Eren’s growing need.

“Oh! Eren, honey… I can see that you’re getting a little pent up down there. Please, don’t hold yourself back. I know you’ve been stuck in Marley for oh so long, you must be terribly pent up, not having any Survey Corps girls around to help you out,” Hange’s hands had already made their way onto Eren’s inner thigh as she continued, “You are oh so very strong to have lasted this long without our aid… but please… let me help you with what I know you need right now. No boy in your position should be going without help. Let me give you a well earned reward.”

Eren hadn’t replied, simply giving an approving and yet nervous grunt in response, which Hange seemed to take as a signal to begin removing his pants right then and there.

As Eren’s cock popped out and into the open air, he couldn’t help but feel awkward about doing it with his brother Zeke and mentor Levi both still in the room. It didn’t help when Levi began blushing as he stated, “Really, Hange? Can’t you and the brat do this some other time? Don’t we have bigger things to discuss right now?”

Seeing Levi blush had, of course, reminded Eren of the fact that he made it a rule that all guys that know him, have to be jealous of his success with women. Seeing the great and powerful Levi, turned into a jealous boy at the sight of his comrade Hange gripping Eren’s cock, was almost too much for Eren to bear without bursting into boyish giggles.

And after Hange screamed out sternly like a true Commander of the Scout Regiment, “Captain Levi! Stop being rude. Eren here just gave us our first real victory in a long time, he deserves a reward. And besides, you know as well as I that it’s the duty of the Scout Regiment to make sure the Founding Titan isn’t getting all backed up with cum, and as Commander of said regiment, I feel personally responsible for Eren here. Now be a good subordinate and fetch me some ice water, I think my throat is gonna be pretty sore here in a second,” Eren truly did burst out into boyish laughter.

Hange smiled up at Eren, clearly enjoying his boyish laughs, before her fingers wrapped around him gently, her touch firm yet soothing. Her eyes had twinkled with mischief, “Eren, let me show you how much we value your... contributions."

Her mouth then descended, warm and wet, enveloping him entirely. Eren groaned, his head tilting back as her tongue swirled around the tip, teasing the sensitive underside. Hange bobbed her head, her movements precise, dark red hair flowing up and down, each glide of her lips accompanied by a soft slurp.

"Ah, Hange!" Eren had breathed, his hands having found her hair, fingers threading through the thick dark red strands. He guided her, pressing her head down slightly, eliciting a muffled chuckle from her as she took more of him into her throat.

Her free hand had moved to his balls, cupping them lightly, massaging with gentle pressure. Eren's hips twitched involuntarily, responding to the dual stimulation. Hange's eyes had by then already locked onto his, watching for any sign of discomfort or pleasure, adjusting her pace accordingly.

The airship continued its silent journey, the only sound having been the faint moans escaping Eren's lips, and the wet noises of Hange's enthusiastic slurping. She had, of course, varied her technique, sometimes slow and deep, other times quick and shallow, her tongue flicking and rolling over every inch she could reach, even going as far as to open up her shirt and wrap her sizable chest around Eren’s pulsing cock.

Eren's grip had tightened on her ponytail, his body tensing as he felt the familiar surge building within him. Hange had quickly sensed his approaching climax, and pulled back accordingly, her mouth trailing saliva-coated kisses along his shaft as she prepared for the finale.

"I'm close, Commander," Eren had warned, his voice rough with desire.

She nodded, understanding having flashed in her eyes. With a final, determined motion, her hands grasped him once more, before rapidly beating him off as he began to pulse. Eren's release then had been powerful, his body shuddering as he came, ropes of cum shooting onto Hange's waiting and anticipatory face. She had even gone as far as to smile up at him with dedication and adoration, as the white ropes slammed against her forehead, chin, and even onto her favorite glasses.

“Ah haha! That’s quite the release today Eren, you were indeed backed up, just as I hypothesized. It’s a good thing I got to you so quickly. Speaking of quickly, how soon would you like me to remove this facial? I can keep it on all day if you’d prefer. Perhaps even wear it to bed if that would please you, and help you with your sexual needs?” Hange asked innocently, her voice filled with camaraderie and a desire to help, which had only made the situation hotter for Eren.

“Wear it to bed, Commander. It’ll be a nice reminder of our victory today. Tomorrow you can wake up back home, and know that it was I, Eren Yeager, that brought us this victory… and brought that sperm on your face,” Eren had replied, his eyes having already drifted back to the rulebook, as he’d begun thinking up all the new possibilities now available to him.

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