Hammer random!

You have a tradition and you aren't stopping now. you hit the "random" button dozens of times ending up with something that looks like a combination of David Bowie and the hound of tindalos (though actually more attractive than you usually end up) with a straight up haircut and limbs that are incongruously long... and for some reason a massive bulbous cock that drips a little in a way that is a little unsettling.

You hit Finalize and get a message warning you that you won't be able to make changes and you ignore it. You feel a rush of pain and wake up in a vast field, your large eyes adjust quickly and you can see through the grass to the little imps skittering around there. you don't have any equipment so just keep an eye on them as you make your way toward the massive crack in the wall of the cave.