'Oh my god oh my god oh my god, please PLEASE tell me Mina didnt see me. God knows she wouldn't let me live it down either," Midoriya mentally shouted as he kept his pace going down the hall.
Turning corner after corner in blind humiliation, his face still as red as lava, eyes closed with intensity as it set in that more than likely Hatsume would share Midoriyas secret that haunted him for years, the secret that sent his mind into such shock that he completely forgot that fact that he was now streaking the halls.
"God could this get any wors-"
"OH MY GOD!"
Midoriya stopped dead in his tracks once he opened his eyes again, looking down the almost completely vacant hallway, his eyes trailing from his bear feet on the ground making him come to his senses that he was in his birthday suit in the halls of the greatest hero school in the world, but as his eyes followed the trail forward to the source of the sound.
Mina Ashido, dressed in her hero uniform, holding her hands to her mouth as she took in Midoriyas pale nude form, which was slowly becoming red as he stood before another pink haired girl in a compromised state.
This time he was lucky enough to at least be covering his tiny secret, which had only shrunk due to the cold temperature of the hall. Now looking like a nub.
Midoriya's eyes were just as wide as before, an expression that he currently shared with his classmate, neither of them breaking eye contact as they tried to comprehend the awkwardness of the situation.
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"...H-h-h-hi A-A-Ashido-"
"WHY ARE YOU NAKED!?"
"Shhhhh," Midoriya raised a finger to the tip of his lips, praying no one else heard what she just said,"Please dont yell, this is embarrassing enough already."
"Then why did you decide to streak?"
"Im not streaking."
"I dont think you have much of an argument by running naked down the hallway."
"It was an accident!"
"How do you end up naked by accident?"
"A file drawer ripped off my boxers."
"Oh yeah, Mei told me something about that," Mina looked away, embarrassed for her friend but also surpressing a giggle. Midoriya however, felt his heart drop as this more than likely meant Mei told her about his secret.
"S-s-s-she what?"
"Yeah um, she mentioned you ripped your boxers, although it was a bit hard to understand because she was laughing too hard."
"O-oh g-god."
"But i hung up after I heard the sound of bare feet hitting the ground...and now here we are."
"..."
"..."
"So um why didnt you just put your outfit back on?"
"It was still being pressed."
"And you thought your birthday suit worked?"
"N-No I swear this was an accident, i stopped Mei from a falling box, not noticing my boxers were caught and they ripped off and after i saved Mei she started laughing at my di-"
*slap*
Midoriya then took his free hand and clasped it over his mouth, stopping himself from saying something he'd regret forever.
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Sadly, Mina caught what he was going to say, her eyes drifting back to the naked lad.
"Laughed at your what? Midoriya?"
"N-nothing, she laughed at my uh..."
"You suuuuuure, kinda sounds like you were gonna say dick.."
Mina giggled as she walked forward, leaning her torso out toward him, her giggles less surpressed.
"No I wasnt gonna say that!"
"You sure, because you seem pretty nervous and plus you are able to cover it pretty easy with one haaaand."
Midoriya started backing up, hard swallowing as he tried to gain distance.
"Well its really embarrassing being n-naked in front of girl."
"Oh i bet, but you should be used to ittttt," Mina spawned a drop of acid on her finger tip, forming a devious plan, "NOW!"
Ashido flicked a drop of acid onto Midoriyas hand, which made it shoot up from its grip on his naughty bits.
"OW! JESUS," Midoriya shouted as he grabbed his burnt hand with his free one. The pain making him quickly forget his desire to keep his 1 (now less than 1 inch) wonder hidden.
As he blowed on his burnt mark, he was brought back to reality by the sound of laughter, as he now realized Mina had seen his penis.
"Hahahhahahahhaha oh my god Hatsume wasnt kidding, its like a babies!"
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