A Nervous Reaction

Hatsumes laugher roared in the lab, intensifying with each passing moment, eventually resulting in her rolling on the floor.

The green haired hero standing there, still with his hands over his privates, crimson in the face as he looked for something to cover him up with, a spare towel, sheet, hell he'd take a trash can at this point.

Coming up with nothing, he was basically **** to just stand there naked, he wouldve taken his costume but the clean press held it hostage so that option was out, so now he had to just stand and take it.

"Hahahaahahahahahahhha *snort* hahahahahahaha," Hatsume howled as she rolled on the floor.

"I-i-i-its not that funny Hatsume."

"N-nope...its hilarious!"

"J-j-just, can you give me something to put on?"

"Ha...hahahah...okay, okay," she breathed as she started to stand back up, eyeing his chizzled body once more, "Lemme just look through my locker and see."

"G-good t-t-t-thank you," he replied, his eyes lowering to the floor as she walked over to her locker just a couple feet away, another couple seconds of awakard silence passed, Midoriya trying to think up a way to divert the subject of his state of dress, "Im...sorry you had to see that."

"Its no big deal," she giggled, "Literally," she whispered forming a devious smile.

"I just saw the boxes and moved to quick to notice."

"I know, thanks for that by the way. I owe you one."

"You dont have to," he paused, Izuku never considered heroism something to be for the reward so he never asked for one, but in this current circumstance he realized that he probabky needed to take her up on that, "Um, actually can I take you up on that?"

"No, you cant see me naked to."

"That wasnt what i was going to ask."

"Then fire away!"

"C-c-could you maybe not mention any of this to anybody, its really embarrassing and i know a few people would never let me live it down," flashes of Mineta, Kaminari, and especially Bakugo went through his head.

"Dont worry, i wont," she said in a devious tone, picking up something else from her locker, turning her head back to him, "I keep all my secrets and take them to the grave! What kind of inventor would i be if i kept- OH MY GOD WHATS THAT ON YOUR HAIR!?!"

"What," he shouted, his arms shooting up to the top of his head, forgetting to conceal himself.

Right where she wanted him, when-

*Click*

A couple bright flashes blinded Midoriyas eyes, but he didnt care to start rubbing them, knowing full well what had just transpired when his eyes lowered from the top of his head to where Hatsume was, seeing her standing there holding her phone up, waving it with a smirk.

"I wont tell anybody...BUUUUUUUT i never said i wouldnt keep some proof for future reference!"

"D-delete it!"

"Nope!"

"Please! Delete it!"

"Not gonna happen."

"Hatsume!"

"Good lord man, cover your shame," she giggled again, the hero feeling stupid for removing his hands from his member, quickly covering up again.

"S-sorry! But please delete the picture!"

"Relax, im not gonna show anybody, its just for *cough* 'research'."

"Y-y-you promise?"

"I do, scouts honor," she raised her hand up to swear, allowing Midoriya to relax a little, Hatsume would keep her word...at least as long as he never insulted her craft or pissed her off some other way.

"Th-thank you, but id still perfer if you deleted it."

"Ask for it again and ill hang pics in the lunch room."

"OKAY!"

"Good boy," she giggled, her phone beginning to vibrate, seeing that it was Mina calling her, "Hang on, gotta take this tiny."

Midoriya grimmaced at the nickname as she answered her phone.

"Hey Girl whats up? Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh....Okay, just give me a sec, ill put you on video speak to show you the improvements."

"WHAT," Midoriya screamed in bewilderment.

"Huh? Oh yeah that was Dic-Deku......Mina said hi by the by."

"Dont put her on video," he whisper screamed.

"Eh dont worry about it," she whispered back, "Just duck behind a desk or something."

"NO, DONT DO IT!"

"And there we go, can you see me Mina?"

"Yep," Mina said over the phone, causing Midoriya to quickly panic and out of pure instinct and embarrassment, he quickly dashed out of the room...

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Forgetting that he was 100% naked.

And it was only gonna get worse.

'Huh, never took him for a streaker,' Hatsume thought as she looked at the door.