Guest Starring

"Hey, Woody! Ready for the first day of school?"

Robin Wood stopped getting into his car and watched his neighbor slown down and walk over putting off his morning jog around the block. "Yeah, P.K., its the big day."

"Well alright, alright, alright!" P.K. grinned and held up his hand, "High five!"

"Thanks.... man." Robin obliged and high fived the man. He shook out his hand after as his palm tingled, apparently he had put a little too much effort into that high five. "When are you going to tell me what your first name is, I cant keep calling you P.K. all the time."

"I like my nickname." P.K. waved him off, "It's cool. It's mysterious. The ladies? They love it."

Robin snickered. "Uh huh. Sure."

"Hey didya hear what the Gregors got up to last night?" P.K. leaned in and waggled his eyebrows.

"I think the whole block heard." Robin rolled his eyes and tried not to think about the young married couple who lived in the house between him and P.K. Over the last month the Gregors had decided to let their freak flag fly and were not being quiet about it. Last night they had decided to have very loud sex on and in their back porch hot tub.

"Awwww, c'mon, Woody it was hot." P.K. leered. "Theresa Gregors got a nice set of boobs."

"You watched?" Robin asked on disbelief.

"You didn't?" P.K. replied. "They put on a show. A very loud show. A helluva show. They wanted to be watched. Otherwise they woulda done IT indoors."

Robin reached up and massaged his forehead, "Yes, but you-"

"Hey, Woody, nobody got hurt. No harm done. Everyone came out ahead cause everyone got a little thrill. I mean, they came and I came." P.K. held up his hand and shook it in the traditional jerk off motion.

"I... I..." Robin struggled to get what he was feeling into words. P.K. was a nice guy but her had an aura of early 20s raunchy dude bro, which usually left Robin feeling like he wanted to tell the other man to grow up. Or shut up. "Shut up. I didnt need to know that."

"Y'know if you got some pussy on the regular you wouldn't be so uptight, Woody."

"Hey. My sex life is fine. Thank you. Career comes first at the moment." Wood defended himself.

"Career, huh?" P.K. winked at him, "Is Principal Woody gonna hafta have a little one on one in private with a cute misbehaving blonde senior? Or have a firm talk with a curvy M.I.L.F. bitching about their little angel getting a bad grade. Maybe show a naughty school teacher how to handle disciplinary situations with a firm hand?"

Robin shook his head, "Lay off the porn, P.K., its rotting your brain. That doesnt happen in real life."

"Yes it does." P.K. chuckled.