Green is the colour of Envy.

Agent Kelly Summers stood with her arms crossed, her face one of pure boredom as she looked at racks and displays filled with t-shirts, ball caps, shorts and other textile goods in front of her emblazoned with the "Welcome to Gam-Hattan!" logo on them, or other memorabilia with the same motif.

"Do you like them?" Asked Steve Rogers, holding up a green t-shirt with a picture of the statue of liberty holding a green apple in her hand, the phrase 'Take a bite out of the GREEN apple!' under the illustration. "Each of these were made from naturally formed silk from the gamma spiders in the city."

The former Captain America had offered the agent a look see into the potential tourism for Gam-hattan once relations improved. The Shulks had planned out the usual; t-shirts, mugs, sight seeing, the usual fare. Seeing the memorabilia splayed out in front of her the woman pulled out a small device out of her pocket. With a press of a few buttons Agent Summers waved it over the clothing and made an incredulous face as the clicking from the Geiger counter increased to alarming levels the longer she waved it over just the sock display alone. Looking back at Captain America, the man chuckled sheepishly and folded the shirt back onto the pile.

"Heh, we're still trying to fix that.... OH! Perhaps you'll like THIS."

Waving her over to another room in the building, the agent scoffed and rolled her eyes.

"I do thank you for the tour Captain Rogers, but I don't think seeing a shirt press will encourage me into thinking your island is perfectly... Safe."

Standing nervously in a room Steve Rogers had guided her to after reviewing the tourist products behind her, Agent Summers had a hot blush on her face as she stood silently like a deer in the headlights to the flashes of cameras in front of her.

There, a woman with diaphanous wings called out to a group of She-Hulks while clicking away at a camera. The fashion mogul Janet Van Dyne waving out with a free hand as she clicked away with each camera flash going rapid fire, almost like she were trying to catch every split second of movement from the models. The aforementioned models in front of her changing their stances each time as per requests, showing off their perfect, toned and curvaceous figures. The sight of which made the agent hide her blush behind the cover of her notepad.

Set to the scenery of a tropical beach, several gamma empowered women wearing swimsuits posed while camera flashes took their pictures. Each of them a vision of physical perfection as they bent and knelt for the camera, showing off long, toned legs, narrow waists with firm stomach muscles, strong arms and ample chests that seemed to defy the pull of gravity. A better word to describe the perfect women who made the SHIELD agent feel like a prepubescent child in their presence would have been... Goddesses!

Felicia Hardy and Mary Jane Watson fluttered their eyes back at the camera, pressing their chests together in such a way that the pliant orbs of their breasts mashed and heaved up to almost touch their chins.

Emma Frost soaked up the attention like a sponge, wearing an ocean blue bikini that contrasted with her almost diamond grey skin and hair. Her eyes obscured by sunglasses and a dark blue sunhat she delicately held the rim of with two fingers.

Betsy Braddock perched herself over a medicine ball painted to look like a volley ball, unsure if it would survive the shoot and pop like a balloon, but the image payed off as Betsy kept herself perched on the sphere, showing off her chest to the camera and tilting her face in a 'come hither' smile from her purple lips.

"We've been doing photo shoots to fill in calendars we've been selling to the states, I've been told that sex sells but I've never understood it myself. Back in the day, I've posed for playing cards back in World War 2 but I had my costume on thank goodness."

"You don't say..." Agent Summers gulped, noticing the models were given a break and the group spotted the two immediately. Approaching Steve with a pleasant smile, they each greeted the green skinned super soldier, some even giving him an affectionate peck on the cheek that gave the giant a dark green blush.

"Hello Steve, come for a visit?" Purred the molasses skinned giantess who's hair reached down to her ankles, the woman wearing a jet black two-piece strong bikini that left nothing to the imagination of her perfect physique.

"Heh, well yes Sooraya, AND to give our new visitor a tour of the city, I thought a view in our tourism projects would be nice.

"Oh, well then, HELLO there." Smiled the green skinned giantess next to Sooraya, bending at the waist and extending a hand out to greet the shy agent. "I'm Mary Jane Watson, how are you enjoying Gam-Hattan?"

"It's a lot to take in." Murmured the woman, despite her eyes noting the red haired woman was absolutely gorgeous, her eyes were transfixed into the abyss of MJ's cleavage.

"Heh, you think THIS is overwhelming, wait until the men show up for the lady's calendars."

"Hmm, oh yeah." Purred Felicia Hardy, crossing her arms under her chest. "You think you know a fireman's calendar? Wait til you see them with a shot of gamma."

Blushing as red as a tomato, the woman quickly turned to tug at the sleeve of Steve's shirt to get his attention.

"W-when is that?"

"Sorry honey, they don't show up for another half-hour." Smiled Janet, shaking her hair loose and putting the camera away so she could swap out film. "It's not a good thing when that many Hulks in in the same place at once."

"Yeah, we usually try to avoid doing mixed shoots. Last time lead to a pretty steamy coffee break... Felicia got knocked up with triplets after that."

"What?!" Gasped Summers, eyeing the tall, platinum blonde She-Hulk who simply shimmied her shoulder with a wink, showing off her amazing figure. Showing NONE of the negative sings of having so many kids.

"You think that's something, even when its just ME there taking pictures there's no promises of there being no action. Last photo shoot, the guys ran a train over me."

Picturing the green skinned wasp woman in such a state, Agent Summers looked like steam would blow out her ears. "H-how did you survive?"

"Oh please, we Hulks are practically invincible. After that I was a mother of twenty and I STILL have my beach bod." Wasp smirked, pulling up her blouse to show her stomach was totally ripped with abdominal muscles and no stretch marks of any kind.

"Twenty?!" She gasped, her eyes drinking in Janet's gorgeous figure with disbelief. "B-but the records show you're married, why would you... You know... With so many?"

Crossing her arms and tapping her lip with her finger, Janet thought on that, as did the others.

"You know what? It's... Kind of funny. It's almost like an animal magnetism." hugging herself and shivering as her wings buzzed behind her, Janet smiled as if remembering a fond memory. "I used to be married... But now every time I see a big hunking Hulk of a man, I'm overcome with a desire like no other."

"Tell it, sister. I love Peter with all my heart, but every time he comes home all I want to do is get all tangled up with him." Purred Mary Jane, getting an affectionate hug from Felicia who shared the same facial expression. "It's like... Hmmm, like we're MATES. There's a part of me that loves him with all my heart, but there's like this animal side that just wants to bear his kids over and OVER again until our apartment is crowded!"

"The apartment's already crowded MJ, and it'll MORE so if we stay any longer. Could you imagine us having to explain to Pete why we got so big coming home?"

turning to whisper into Felicia's ear, the cat woman shivered and pressed up more closely to MJ for support when the model suggested it would like make their shared lover more intense in bed.

"Yes... Even now, I yearn to join with Logan back with the rest of our community." Husked Sooraya. "It's more than just affection. I want him. NEED him. I do not care if I need to share him, so long as I can have him."

"OH yeah, and let me tell you ladies, it's rough keeping it together when you're all alone with at least 12 gamma fueled hunks to take photos with. Heck, I bet the wee little human here would be weak in the knees in their presence!" Checking the time, Janet clapped her hands together. "Well, our shoot is over, we're getting dressed to go out and party, wanna come along Steve? You can bring your friend too."

"B-b-but... What about the GUYS?" Kelly Summers muttered out. "I... I'd sure like to see some of them, for an interview."

"Are you sure? I can show you how we make the snow globes for the winter catalogue."

"I don't want to see the damn snow globes!" Kelly declared hotly. "I want to see impossibly gorgeous men I can't get back at the helicarrier!"

Trading looks and covering their mouths with their hands to hide giggling, the models looked down at the human woman like they were watching a disobedient child declare they weren't tired.

"I think maybe we over did it today, its a lot to take in after all, I can show you to your hotel room if you'd like."

"I don't want to go back to the damn hotel! I want to stay here and ogle statuesque men!"

"Alleeoop!" Picking the woman up by the waist and perching her over her shoulder, the human woman complained and punched her fists impotently against his back, kicking her legs all the while as the gamma women tittered at the sight of her.

"Come on girls, lets get dressed and get a coffee."

"NO FUCKING COFFEE!" Screamed Kelly, her eyes then turning to the door she and Steve came in through to find several Hulks make their way inside to the smiling nod of Janet waving them inside to get ready. Wearing nothing but shorts or swimming trunks, her eyes soaked in every second of them walking into the room as Steve took her out of it.

"NO! LEMME GO! I BELONG HEEEEEEEEEERE!"