Grandpa Joe

"Ahehehe...H-Hello...taicho?" Rangiku stutters out from behind your shoulder. A tick mark grows on shortys head. "Dont hello taicho me, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?" Mistakenly Angered by his treatment of Rangiku you grab him by the collar. "Who the hell do you think you are yelling at her shrimp!?"

The girls alarmed by your actions pull you back. "NO NO NO, Johnny-kun it's ok! This is Hitsugaya Taicho!" Rangiku yells as she hugs you to her form. "You mean this shrimp is your boss?" His tick mark grows even more. "Sorry about that Taicho, (She goes into the events so far. {Excludeing a few choice moments})

"WOW, so you Boobies and Renren play mommy and daddy? And you also play with Kitty-chan Chimpy-chan and Snakey-chan?" Yachiru asks as she zips back and forth between you and the girls. Blushing slightly at her terminology you turn to Hitsugaya. "Did you give her sugar before you came here?" Running his hand through his hair he huffs in exasperation.

"Unfortunatly Kusajishi-fukotaicho is allways like this." Chuckleing slightly you look to him and smile. "Drew the short end of the stick?" He chuckles at your joke. Walking over to him you stick out your hand. "Freinds?" He takes your hand. "I guess, seeing that your going to be takeing the brunt of Matsumoto's....affections from now on."

Rangiku puffs her cheeks out and pouts. "I'm not that bad...Johnny-kun LIKES my quirks." Haineko chuckles as she leers at Rangiku. "Someone had to at sometime Baa-chan." Ignoreing the peanut gallery for the moment Toshiro notices your ring. "John-san...where did you get that?" You look down to your ring. "This? my grandpa gave it to me when I was a kid, why?"

He sighs again. "Nothing...for now, but we should contact the So-taicho immeaditly." Catching a ride from your girls, you soon arive at a non-descript looking apartment. "What's the gag? Is this some kind of secret door to the spirit world?" The girls giggle at your odd question. "No John-kun, but we do have a communication device set up here." Yoruichi answers with an ammused tone.

Standing infront of a very odd looking screen you wait nervously while Toshiro contacts someone, when the screen solidifys you cant believe your eyes at whom is stareing back at you. "So-taicho, I have come in contact with Abari-fukotaicho, Rangiku-fukotaicho and their sword spirits." The old man standing in the screen has an air of intensity and power surrounding him, but you swear you have seen him somewhere before.

"That is satisfactory news Hitsugaia Taicho, but why is there an.." He gets a better look at you as you walk closer. "Johnny-boy?" You blink owlishly. "Granpa Joe?" (In tandem) "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!" You'r tandem screams have the roof shakeing. "Granpa Joe, what's going on? How are you alive?" You sweat drop slightly remembering who is surrounding you. "Never mind that...but, why are you here?!"

Yamamoto's face softens and some of who you remember from your childhood returns. "I could say the same to you my boy. Mind fillin me in?" You smile at the motion and begin your tale sofar. Yamamoto's face is soon broken by a pervy smile as a small trickle of blood leeks from his nostral. "Yehehehe...THAT'S MY BOY!! I knew you'd take after me!" You glare at him. "Grandpa, no pervy thoughts about my girlfreinds."

A seemingly tense moment occurs as you and he glare at eachother. But soon You both break out in a deep belly laugh seriously confuseing the already disturbed soulreapers in the room AND those near the Sotaicho. "All kidding aside, you still got that ring I gave you?"

You grin to him before holding up your hand. "WHOWEE!! That's perfect! Give me a few days and I'll call ya back. Oh and take care of those two as well." He nods toward your Zanpakuto. "Their a BIT lazy, and slightly odd; but they will be totaly loyal to you." He waves a goofy wave before cutting the connection. Turning around to the group you chuckle slightly. "Well that went well huh?"

Your girlfreinds and Toshiro are stareing at you like you have another head. "Um...Johnny-kun...what just happened?"