Graduation Time

(Chapter originally written by Mr. E)

Asuna giggled as she left the cafeteria, laughing at how wild and crazy this dream was getting. She looked up at the clock on the wall, seeing that there was only one hour left until the graduation ceremony.

"Well, I guess all good things have to come to an end some time." Asuna said with disappointment in her voice, knowing full well that the dream would end the second she got on stage.

As she slowly walked towards the auditorium, however, a thought popped into her head. The dream always ended when she was embarrassed, but this entire day, she was not embarrassed even once! That meant that the dream could finally continue on until she was **** to wake up!

Giggling and clapping her hands with glee, Asuna skipped and hummed as she made her way to the auditorium.

On stage, behind the curtain, the students were all getting ready for the ceremony, a majority of them wearing their caps and gowns over their clothes.

"Hey, Tanaka! I hope Captain Icy Beard has front row seating for the ceremony!" The nerdy girl that Sakura had been bullying before mocked with a laugh. "And he'll be there at all your ballet performances, right?"

"Leave her alone!" Ken spat as the mortified bully placed her face in her hands, unable to live any of the humiliation down.

"Aww! Your fat and nerdy boyfriend is coming to your rescue." The nerd giggled with a few others. "You two make the cutest couple! Maybe you can go watch Totoro later! Assuming Tanaka doesn't become a cry baby!"

"Yeah, that's not even the sad one." Another girl said. "I mean, it gets sad at some parts, but it's not Grave of The Fireflies."

Sakura only whined in embarrassment as Ken placed an arm around her. "If I ever see that bitch again... She's dead!"

"No, I swear it wasn't edited!" Kotaro said over the phone. "Misa, it's true! Asuna came out of her dorm building butt ass nude! She told it was her dream to go streaking around school, and that I could even post the video online. Babe, I'm your boyfriend. Why would I lie to you? Huh? Yes, you were right. Her ass is a thirty on a scale from one to ten. Would she be open to a 'what'? A threesome? I love the way you think, Babe!"

"Just what was Miyamoto even thinking this morning?" Hiroko asked Yuichi, "Has she completely lost her mind?!"

"I have no idea, to be honest." Yuichi responded, "But I never really expected that from her of all students."

"It kinda seemed like she was trying to seduce both of us, don't you think?" Hiroko asked, her boyfriend shrugging his shoulders in response.

"Mrs. & Mrs. Kino Yukiko and Miso." Miso said to herself dreamily as she thought about all the fun she was going to have with her former gym coach (and hopefully future lover) after getting her diploma. "Mrs. & Mrs. Kurosaki Miso and Yukiko. Ooh! Mrs. & Mrs. Kurosaki-Kino!"

"Rinji! You have to believe me!" Miriko begged, now dressed in only her graduation gown as she stood next to her crush while Kimi and Aoi stood next to her. "All of that was Miyamoto's idea! I am not now, nor will I ever be that kind of girl!"

"And how do you explain exposing me in front of the cafeteria just so you can get a look at my -"

"That was an accident, I swear!" Miriko barked as Renji shook his head and walked away. The girl let out an anguished groan as Kimi placed a hand on her shoulder. "The second that I see that crazy, little -"

Just then, the doors swung open as the entire room turned to see the naked Asuna standing there with a confident wide grin on her face as she placed her hands on her hips.

"IIIIIIIIIII'M COMIN' UP, SO YOU BETTER GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" She sang as she strode into the room, only grabbing the mortarboard and placing it on her head.