The graduation no one will ever forget

“My God, there really is a naked girl on campus!” Yelled a girl.

“And a cute one at that!” Continued a guy.

“Why, thank you.” Asuna blew the guy a kiss, giggling as she did.

She walked up on the stage and behind the curtain, only to slowly stick her leg out of it in a seductive way. Asuna giggled as she could hear wolf whistles from the other side.

Walking towards the other graduates, she noticed several familiar faces looking at her.

Sakura and Miriko looked like they were about to kill her, while Yuichi and Hiroko looked just confused. Meanwhile, Kotaro just gave her the thumbs up.

Asuna’s response? “Sup?”

Before anyone could even begin to yell at her, the speakers turned on and the curtains slit open. It was time for the ceremony.

Asuna skipped ahead and stood right next to headmistress Samejima, who was shocked that a naked student was waving at the crowd while giggling. “Miyamoto, what on earth do you think you’re doing?”

“Getting the best out of my graduation.” She spoke nonchalantly. “It won’t be as great as the real one, of course.”

“The… real one?”

“Because this is my dream.” She spoke as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

“Miyamoto, do… do you really think that you are asleep?” Samejime had trouble believing her ears at that remark.

“Yup, so no consequences for me!”

“I, I can’t believe I have to tell you this, but I can assure you that you are quite awake.”

“Nah hah, not falling for that one again.”

“Miyamoto, I want you to imagine something that could never happen in real life. If this is really a dream, then I should happen immediately.”

“Alright!” She spoke confidently. “I imagine that the crowd exists of countless shirtless Yuichis and Hirokos, serenading to me!”

After that, it got quiet.

Really quiet.

Really, really quiet.

But obviously, nothing happened.

“B-but, how…?” Stammered Asuna in confusion. “But if… could I.. I couldn’t…?”

All the color drained from her face. It had finally hit her. She was awake the whole time.

When she walked through her dorm,

When Kotaro and countless others filmed her,

When she kissed Yuichi and Hiroko, revealing herself to be in love with the former and to be bisexual,

When she utterly humiliated Sakura, the last person she should ever piss off,

When she insulted Nakagawa and lectured the class about her body,

When she was photographed by the school paper,

When she did the various poses against Miriko,

When she sang her countless off-key songs!

All in the nude!

“Oh, God.” She slowly reached for her mortarboard, with trembling hands.

“Oh, GOD!” She covered her womanhood, slowly hunching over.

“OH. MY. GOOOOOOOOOD!” She screamed as she covered her breast with her other arm.

“Hey Miyamoto!” A voice yelled from behind her.

Sakura and Miriko stood right behind her, grabbing her shoulders.

“How about some payback?” Grinned Sakura.