Gotta follow protocol...

Nancy decided to go with the police. Afterall, they've now already seen her completely naked, and she definitely doesn't want anyone else to get that privilege. "Ok, can you just take me home then?" she pleaded shyly.
"Of course we will" said the friendly officer. Nancy smiled, relieved to put all this behind her as she stepped toward the back door of the police cruiser.
But Callahan put a hand out to stop her. "Hold on a minute" he said with a grin, "we can't allow any civilian in the vehicle without a proper frisking"
"But I'm not wearing anything! What will you frisk?!"
"Now you settle down young lady. Protocol is protocol, and since you're fighting me on this I'm gonna have to put the cuffs on. Now you're not under arrest, but rules is rules and this has to happen before we take you home"
Before Nancy could shed her first tear or object in any way, Callahan grabs her right wrist and pulls it behind her back, followed by the left wrist. Both officers glance at each other, trying not to smile. "Now spread your feet apart and lean forward against the car. This won't take long"...