Gotta Make Rent

"Barbara come on, we really need you to pitch in here," James begged, sitting at a table covered in overdue bills.

"I'm sorry guys, I don't have the money this week," she said, lounging on a nearby couch watching TV.

"You've said that for the past four months," Todd rolled his eyes, "Weren't you applying for a job? Why haven't you found one yet?!"

She shrugged, "None really caught my eye."

A fury flickered in Todd's eyes, which was only doused by James' intervention.

"Look, don't worry we'll find a way to pay the bills, we always do," he whispered to his enraged friend.

Todd sighed, "Yeah, I just wish she'd help…"

Barbara rose from the couch, "Well if we need some money, why don't you sell some stuff around the house? You've got more than enough crap lying around,"

Todd fumed as he watched Barbara blithely strut into her bedroom. He and James' salaries alone could not continue to support themselves and their troublesome roommate for much longer. They needed money and fast...

James walked over to the couch and noticed one of Barbara's discarded shirts lying on it.

"The least she could do is clean up after herself..." he said, picking up the shirt and preparing to move it to a laundry basket.

Todd grabbed his arm, stopping his friend in his tracks, "Hold on... I've got an idea..." a wicked grin then sprouted across his face.

Barbara awoke the next morning in a panic. Both James and Todd could hear as she frantically searched her room. Variations of "Where the fuck is it?!" and "Where did they go?!" could be heard echoing from beyond her door. Before long, her door slammed open and a furious Barbara marched out completely naked.

"Where the hell are my clothes?!" she demanded.

Todd smiled, "We decided to take your advice and sold a few things for quick cash."

"Are you guys for real?" Barbara looked between the two men, searching for any sign of a joke, "You two gave all my clothes away?!"

"We had to!" James insisted, "We couldn't afford the rent without you chipping in somehow!"

"I told you I would!"

"You've been saying that for weeks," Todd shook his head, "We needed the rent today."

"You idiots! I have a job interview today! I need something to wear!"

"Well, you can go to the Goodwill down the street to get some of your clothes back from them," Todd shrugged, "Or maybe you can pass yourself off as a nudist at your interview..."

She rolled her eyes, "Fine, I'll go to the store. Which of you are gonna drive me?"

The two men gave each other a knowing glance.

"Well... we've been a bit tight on funds so... the car doesn't have any gas...." James said meekly.

"What?!"

"He's saying you'll have to walk," Todd said plainly," And you may want to hurry. I thought I saw them throwing some of your stuff away before we left."

Exacerbated, furious, and more than a little embarrassed, Barbara bolted out the front door without a second thought. Her breasts bouncing without restraint and her taut ass wiggling, she zipped through her neighborhood. The sounds of honking cars passing her and people calling out from their windows did little more than make her blush as she kept an even pace.

Bursting through the front doors of the Goodwill, she exclaimed, "Give me my stuff back!"