Goth Bitch

You go for a drastic departure in Jess's look: hot redheaded goth. There's plenty of useless garbage to avoid in modern goth culture, specifically the brooding aloofness, but the Suicide Girls and the MTV Emo eye candy dolls, do have excellent examples of sexualizing women while bringing out the edgy darkness that lends itself well to being corrupted the way Jess and you will mislead her freshman compatriots.

"Fuck you, Connie," Jess practices drawling in a low growl. "Pink is for preteen princesses; you really wanna attract boy-band-wannabes the rest of your life? You'd look hot with a collar, trust me."

Fishnet stockings, dramatic make-up, tight black pants, corsets and excessive piercings: you spend the day to transform the cute little redhead 18 year old into a reverse Barbie Satan spawn fuckdoll. Jess keeps fidgeting with the crucifix that dangles around her neck, plummeting to her incredibly exposed cleavage line, bolstered by the corset and push-up bra that make her look like a D cup on a 100 pound frame.

"I love that it says 'let Jesus fuck you'," Jess kisses the crucifix as she swings her necklase around her neck like a noose. "And it’ll be the perfect accessory to do **** with."

The only good kind of goth girl is a slutty goth girl, and even though Jess's wardrobe is now a lot of black and a lot of fabric, it’s all geared to show off her pale alabaster skin, her breasts most of all but also her creamy white legs poking out of slits in shadowy dresses, her flat tummy peeking out of a metalcore T-shirt several sizes too small for her.

The best part is that you, men, and all the Delta Delta sorority girls instantly imagine all goth girls wanna be fucked like it was a hate crime, like they’re all into kinky shit because of the goth culture and 'scene'. You agree with Jess wholeheartedly. Some of these Delta Delta sorority freshmen will be put off by her new persona, but the message of warping one's image to fit what the man is into, especially if it’s a kinky fetish that portends questionable mental health, is exactly what these girls need. With your barely legal goth girlfriend, you’re going to be able to open up a whole new world of self-harm, **** use, and taboo sexuality that would just not be possible with most fashions.

"And obviously I’m going to be a slutty nun for Halloween, right?" Jess giggles.