Going to work

" Wow look here , you look great" he said.

" I can't till later I might come in and bust a nut on your face." Mike said

Mike had been single and as you can see he is an ugly son of a bitch with a gut

" What did you say about my wife ?" Tom said in anger

"Calm down man I'm playing around," mine said

"Get a life Mike" Tom said as he stares at the pervert and left with his wife

Mary was in her uniform and she got in her car and drove to work. But this time her husband drove