God has to intervene again

"Why not make them with Lilith?" Eve almost spat.

Before Adam could answer, Eve spotted someone out of the corner of her eye.

"What the hell are you looking at?" she shouted and covered her private parts yet again as she spotted Lilith, fully clothed and still in the garden behind the floating Cherubim, staring right at them.

"I'm looking at your cute little naked tushies!" Lilith shouted back mockingly, "especially you, hot stuff!" she shouted with half seriousness to Adam, who turned his head to look back behind him.

"Come on, let's go!" Eve grabbed Adam's wrist and stormed away.

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And it came to pass, after around five days, that Adam and Eve were well within the plains, and saw nary a tree whose leaves could cover them.

"Great," Eve started thinking again, "we're still naked! And now we don't even have trees for cover!"

With that, she went down to the banks of the river, and grabbed out some mud, and used it to cover her breasts and pussy. Adam saw that it was no use, as their cheeky outlines were still visible, and declined to take part.

This went on for a few weeks, until Eve finally gave up on trying to reapply the mud that flaked off her skin. God remembered them, and wished not for them to suffer so aimlessly. So, he sent a lightning bolt that struck a hart twentyscore cubits from the naked couple.

"Whoa!" Adam said when he had recovered from the blinding light and deafening thunder, "what was that?" he walked towards the site and saw the deer with the antlers fallen off.

Eve was hesitant, but after several minutes followed her husband. When she arrived, she noticed that he was cutting the deer apart with its antlers. She shrieked and jump back when she saw some of the grass catching on fire, but Adam just took some of his fresh-cut venison to the flame. Soon enough, after the couple feasted, they were dressed in the finest deerskins around.