Goblin

You open the door and enter a big cave. It is very spacious; the celling is four meters high and is supported by dozens of thick natural pillars. You move cautiously inside when the door close by itself. You try to open it, but the magic lock is activated again.
“What do we have here” You turn to face a green skinned nearly naked goblin holding a long knife in front of you. “A young human girl {if Armor=1}in full armour, are you here to fight or because you are fond of beautiful goblins like me?{elseif Brass bikini=1}in bikini” You can see his penis hardens under his pants as he continues. ” Drop this sword, it’s unless to pleasure me{else}lovely dressed, drop this sword and come to me baby{endif}”
His knife is nearly a sword to his scale and you have to be warry of it. Behind him, you see a pot on a fire; you think that he was cooking when you enter.