Goblin Slayer

“Call me Goblin Slayer” he says as he takes your hand, “I slay goblins. I am looking for a party member for my next journey. Are you interested?”

“Goblins sound pretty easy! I’m Cleric and I can do a bit of healing and support!”

“HUSH! Goblins are very dangerous. Never underestimate them! Now, are you ready to set off”

“But I’m naked right now”

“Ah. That’s not good. We need you to be properly equipped in order to slay goblins. … unless… do you plan to lure them into a trap with your feminine wiles, so I may slay them more easily?”