Go together

It might be a bit slower, but you wouldn't be all alone and **** so you say.

"Let's go together"

"Okay, I have this, so next we need, everything for a salad, since it's nearby"

You and your mom make quick work of grabbing lettuce, carrots, then cucumbers. As she puts the cucumbers in the cart, she looks up and you with a squint of her eyes says.

"These are for the salad, to eat, nothing else."

It doesn't take you long to realize what she is implying and eyes wide you shout.

"I am not giving my virginity to a vegetable!"

You quickly shut your mouth and look around, seeing a few questioning stares.

"Can we just hurry up, what's next?"

"Let's see... hmm... croutons, that's all the way at the other end of the store.

"Skip those then."

"But you love croutons."

"Mom..."

"Fine fine, I guess that should do it, let's find a cashier."

"Cashier? Can we just do self checkout?

"Oh honey, I don't know how to use those things, and plus, I am not an employee, I shouldn't have-"

"Argh, I'll do it, let's just go."