What will you do now?

Go on a sex date with a beautiful woman

Your duties at the orgasm race proved quite titillating, as you suspected they might, so you're rather pleased that you had the forethought to arrange an afternoon date with one of your stunning girlfriends. The mere fact that there's more than one gorgeous young lady not only happy, but even eager to pleasure your much less attractive body with her own is doubtless due to the mysterious magic of the Rulebook, although you never directly caused the effect with explicit rules.

Having discharged your responsibilities to your satisfaction, you send a message to your paramour of choice as you leave the Boat, letting her know you're on your way and reminding her to bring the small round paddle you've chosen to roast her bum in between shags today. The fact that the sort of girl attracted to you is exactly the sort who likes to be thrashed to hysterics by her lovers is an entirely welcome side effect of your reputation as a disciplinarian.

As you saunter happily down the street, safe in the knowledge that your grad-students will pick up the slack whilst you're off gallivanting, you reflect that the Rulebook has given you as close to a perfect life as you can possibly imagine.