Go naked , just pretend.

There isn't a single piece of clothing available in the house. Trying to wear a towel or a tablecloth to school would be an admission that I should be clothed.

I have only one possible choice and it is a horrible one.

Pretend that I don't know about the ordnance being revoked, assume my new status, go naked and bold not hiding or covering.

I grab my schoolbag, put my phone, school ID and my lunchbag in it and get out of the house (with a key, today).

As I get to the bus stop I meet Raymond, Ernest and Liam my three neighbours. Each of them are looking around them checking for other strange things, wondering if they are having that dream.(you know! The one where they sexy neighbour is wandering around in the altogether and go talk to them on the way to school.)

I have to act and sell it.

"Hi guys, nice day isn't it? Ready for a new week of school" I said to them with a smile.

"Laurie !!! What the fuck, did you forget to get dressed this morning? Nice pussy by the way." Says a grinning Ernest.

"Oh , you are not aware? I'm very engaged in protecting the planet. Wearing perfectly unnecessary clothe and using toxic detergent for laundry is very harmful for the environment. " I say, noticing our resident perv didn't get in the loop of the inevitable rumor about my new status. " I decided to forgo wearing anything and donate every single piece of cloth I owned to needy children."

"You gave away all your clothes?" asks a dumbfounded Raymond. All three of them have now large bulges on the front of their pants. "You can’t go around naked , you'll get arrested!!"

"Shut up, you dumb fuck!" Whispers a pissed off Liam.

"It's ok, I registered with the Townhall, my environmental engagement gets constitutional protection as a religious right." I tell them, turning my back to them, just waiting the bus. I'm still wearing the Ben Wa Balls and standing there in from of them like that is very hard. I fear the vibrations from the bus ride to come.

"What about the shoes? Shouldn't you go barefoot?" Asks Ernest.

" Oh those just make my ass look awesome and they don't use laundry to get clean." I reply.

I hear a motor noise on my left and turn my head.