Go find a hobo

You remember being offered a free dose from a disgusting homeless person yesterday and immediately begin regretting turning it down. His was filthy and he smelled terribly, making you feel sick yesterday, but for some reason that appeals to you now. Your piss addled mind decides it would be fun to clean his cock for him.

You find him standing on his usual street corner wearing his usual flannel rags, the same ones he always wears, and holding his hand scrawled "WILL CUM FOR FOOD" sign. He sneers at you as you approach, remembering your rejection from yesterday. He easily judges from your behavior that you're only approaching him now because you're drunk on piss.

"No freebies, whore," he says gruffly, pushing away at your hands as you start going for his zipper. "Go look for medicine elsewhere."

"Can I please clean your cock, sir?" You ask sweetly, pouting up at him with puppy dog eyes, "You'll get more customers that way."

His cold heart begins to melt at the adorable naked teenager begging to give him a tongue bath. He relents, deciding maybe he should clean himself at least once this year; and you did ask nicely.

"Alright, fine. Just a cleaning. Don't you go trying to suck me off, ya hear?" He says, finally allowing you access to his zipper. You quickly pull his dick out, taking in the pungent aroma, now smelling like your new favorite meal. You immediately get to work, starting the first wash cycle by making a thick coat of slobber on every inch of his filthy cock and balls.

Once you're satisfied with the initial coat of drool, you begin sucking it back up, swallowing the delicious mixture before starting the rinse cycle. You repeat the drooling process, lapping up the filth that was loosened by the first cycle

You gulp down the the rinse, sad that it's not as good as the first cycle but enjoy it just the same. You look for any missed spots, carefully licking up any remaining filth you can find before starting the dry cycle. You carefully rub his dick on your cheeks and forehead, collecting the moisture on your face until its completely clean and dry.

"Wow! You're good at this!" The hobo says, inspecting his cock, now cleaner than it has been in years. "You should do this professionally!"

You begin pondering the prospect of getting paid to wash penises with your mouth as a full time job, but you aren't sure if you want to charge for something you would do for free anyway. At least as long as you can stay drunk on piss the whole time.

You whine sadly at the hobo as he tucks his sparklingly clean cock back into his filthy jeans, sad that his cleaning is complete and no longer needs you to suck on him.

"Don't worry, darlin'... I know where you can get lots more dicks to clean!" He says, picking up his stuff and preparing to leave with you.

You perk back up with excitement as you follow the hobo to a second location.