Go after the black chick who just showered

You exchanged a momentary glance with the black girl, and her chest was nice and you know she didn't go downstairs. So... you trot off down the hallway towards the door you think she went into.

You knock and the girl opens the door. She is a cutie with pearly white teeth, soft features, and her rack is absolutely busting out of a tight fitting brassiere that she's squeezed into. Her hair is wrapped in a towel and she's got tight, ripped jeans on, check out the ass on that jungle booty!

"I'm sorry Erin, I'll be down right a---"

Clearly, she thought you were someone else. The black babe frowns and covers herself with her hands (even though she's got a bra on AND you saw her free-swinging tatas just earlier).

"What do YOU want?" She says in a hostile voice.

You try a few lines and they all fail. Just waltzing up to a girl who is half-naked is generally not a recipe for getting laid, especially when she's busy.

"I got some **** if you wanna get high?" you shoot your last shot.

"You need to get out of here right now or I am calling the police, and my boyfriend!"