Go Out And Take A Walk For A Few Hours

Thinking that taking a walk is the best way to clear your head, you step out of your village and wander the forests. As you walk you contemplate ways to win over your new, albeit reluctant, mate. You continue walking and thinking for a few hours and when you finally become aware of your surroundings you realize that you have no idea where you are.

You search around for a while hoping to see something familiar. But as you do this, your thoughts stray to your beautiful mate, and you get hard. You look for somewhere to sit down and relieve yourself. You spot a tree stump that looks rather flat. Just as you go to sit down, a rock the size of a man's fist hits you in the chest. You look up to spy an enraged male elf, staring at you, rock in hand, poised to throw.

"Where is she?!" he cried.

You stand there confused for a moment before asking carefully, "Where is who?"

"Tamera! Where is Tamera?!"

"Who is Tamera?"

"Don't play dumb with me, orc. I know you have her!"

"I don't know anyone named Tamera."

"Liar," he cries and pelts you with the rock.

You are starting to get annoyed by his antics as it has prevented you from relieving the pressure that has been steadily building in your groin, which is now causing you quite a bit of discomfort. You have to do something quickly. But what?