Giving Chase

The Super Hero market was oversaturated, from Super-People to Wonder-Chumps, there was very little in the way of new names and gimmicks for super-folk. Nowadays the Association of Naming All Legends, or A.N.A.L, has a random generator for superhero names and gimmicks, just to keep things original. So when, on my 18th birthday I realised I had super strength I ran down to the nearest A.N.A.L office and signed up straight away, only to be walking home disappointed when I was given the pseudonym of "ThongMan" and handed a pair of spandex briefs with two little drawstrings that would hold the material to my waist.

Five years have passed since then, I've been through a lot and seen a lot of bad things happening in the world and decided it's about time I did something about it. So this morning I finally worked up the courage to sign up for my first mission, it was supposed to be simple, search for the motorcycle of known criminal BikerLass and report it back to A.N.A.L so that the A-List Supers could come and take her in. It wasn't until I'd found it and called it into A.N.A.L that I realised things were going to be a lot less simple.

I stood on the side of a busy street, wearing just my red spandex thong and a pair of blue-lace sandals to match the look, getting lots of strange looks from passersby. Some more subtly and others making a point of looking at my crotch and commenting on my ass. I was still waiting for an A-Lister to come and finish the job when I saw BikerLass exit a bar and head straight for her bike. Thankfully I'd had the foresight to slash the tires because she made a beeline for her bike, whistling to herself as she walked. She was wearing a skintight pair of jeans showing off her ass and a tight t-shirt through which you could see her hard nipples poking through.

Flying in from my left came Wonder Woman, she took one confused look at me and said "What on Earth are you wearing?"

"Oh uh, I didn't choose it- you see-"

"Never mind that she's spotted us!" Wonder Woman shouted. I turned back towards BikerLass and saw her running down the street away from us and into a building.

"We've got her cornered now," WW said. "she just went into that factory. Try and keep up ThongMan!!"

I set off running behind her struggling to keep my eyes off her ass. "Don't worry about me, I'm right behind you WonderBabe- I mean WonderWoman..."

I looked up and saw the building we were heading towards. "OHMIGOD! Not that!!"