A Bad Place

I screeched to a halt. "I'm sorry Wondie there's no way I'm going after her in there."

Wonder Woman stopped ahead of me and turned to face me. "ThongMan it's ok to be scared on your first day out. You'll be fine."

Scared? That bitch, I'm not scared! "Listen I'm not scared! But would you go in there dressed like this?"

Wonder Woman glanced down at my exposed body, covered only by the small piece of red spandex I was wearing, fastened to my body by just two pieces of string around my waist.

"I see your point."

We both turned to look at the sign on the building in front of us. 'ACME Fishhook & Cactus factory.'

"If I'm not out in thirty minutes call for help."

"Ok." I said, and she rushed in like a true hero.