Give Jessica bodyguards that can beat them up

With a quick thought from you, a black SUV appears and parks behind Jessica's car. Five huge men in black t-shirts and black jeans get out and approach the gorgeous actress.

"Can we help, Ms. Jessica?"

"Yeah Vito," she says with a wicked smile. "Just do the usual."

Vito smiles evilly, then looks around at the crowd of photographers blocking your way into the restaurant. He steps towards a particularly obnoxious looking one. Vito grabs the camera out of his hand, smashes it on the ground, then bitch slaps him.

The other four bodyguards step forward and do the same thing with other photographers. The paparazzi keep taking pictures, determined to get their shots. Some of them look like they're about to run, but this is so much fun to watch that you give them a little extra courage. Then you have a little more fun and make them all slightly drunk.

"Jessica!" yells one reporter with a tape recorder and a leering grin. "Is that your new boyfriend? How often do you fuck?!"

Vito looks back at Jessica and sees that she did not appreciate the question. He takes the tape recorder from the reporter and twists his arm behind his back. Then the huge bodyguard stuffs the recorder down the front of the man's pants, reaches into the back of his pants, and pulls his underwear up in a wedgie so vicious it lifts him off the ground.

"What's going on?"

You turn and see a cop heading towards Vito. The bodyguard drops the reporter like an old suitcase. Vito then pulls out a piece of paper and hands it to the cop.

The cop looks over it for a moment, then nods. "Well, this looks in order. Carry on."

Vito and the other four bodyguards continue slapping the paparazzi and pushing them onto the ground. Satisfied that the human leaches are being taken care of, you and Jessica walk inside the restaurant hand in hand.

Jessica quickly spots the director she wants to talk to. He sees her and waves the two of you over to his table.

"Hi Jessica, great to see you. We have a little problem with the scheduling that I wanted to discuss."

Scheduling problems? Jessica was right earlier, that sounds way too boring for you.