Girlfriend at the door

John opened the door to find Jenny, his girlfriend. He was supposed to meet her at the library later today but she decided to surprise him by coming sooner. Jenny is a brunette, very smart but of medium beauty with a "girl next door" kind of charm to her. She is perfect for John because he's very average himself.

" Hey Jenny, what are you doing here? I thought you were waiting for me at the library?
" I was but I decide to come early to surprise you. Are you okay John ? You don't seem happy to see me !
" No I'm fine, it's just that I'm upset about wasting my time on some stupid shit this morning... Sorry for the bad mood... Now that you are here, everything will be fine.
John has always liked to compliment his girlfriend a lot. He found that 3 times out of 4 she gets more "in the mood" later on if he shower her with kind words. Insecure girls kind of works that way. They need to be reassure constantly.

Today was no exception. John was so used to do this that he did not think about what he was doing while speaking.
" You are so sweet honey" Jenny said then she kissed him hard on the lips while getting her right arm around his neck.
"I'm so lucky to have such a hot girlfriend" John said. His vision blurred for a moment than he looked back at Jenny. She was so fucking hot he thought. (John: I don't understand why she is dating me, she's way out of my league!)
Jenny was still kissing him but John got a really painful erection really quickly. He thought nothing of it because why wouldn't he gets a raging boner from kissing the hottest girl he has ever seen? John was so lucky!

Jenny was not happy with John body reaction though. "What the hell John ? You just ruins this moment mister. Talk about romance, my boyfriend getting a tent in his pants from a kiss. I'm not a piece of meat you know" she said angrily. *In this new reality Jenny has always been the most beautiful girl in town getting attention from every male she knows, She's still as smart though and she wants people to notice. She knows she's hot stuff but she wants others to aknowledge her for her intellect instead. In this instance, John has been a godsend for her because of his average look but kind spirit, John was a really sweet friend and then boyfriend with whom to have really long and boring (for others) conversations about every nerdy subjects she could imagine. But today he was acting strange, looking at her like she hates to be look at, like a piece of very sexy meat.

"And stop fixing me like that you are creeping me" Jenny said while disengaging her arm from John.
"I'm sorry pumpkin. Please forgive me ? " he touched her left shoulder while speaking. "It's just that you are so beautiful that a guy would have to be gay to not get hard looking at you. I can't help it it's only natural please don't think any less of me for that.

An awkward silence fell for about 10 seconds then Jenny spoke: " What were you saying? Sorry I gess I zone out ?"
"Well to be honest I have no idea either, probably something trivial like the weather or me getting hard looking at you"
"I guess you're right. Well do you mind if we speak about something else than?" Jenny said.
"Not at all. Do you want something to drink before we go to the library pumpkin?" John said.
"Sure" So John and Jenny walked across the livingroom to the kitchen. John was having a really difficult time walking normally with his erection in his tight jeans.

(John: I don't know why I put these pants today... I always put loose pants when I know I will see Jenny so why did I forget today? Strange... Well this is so awkward... would it be so cool if I could get away with getting my dick out of my pants in front of my girlfriend? Would be so much easier on my dick... well I guess I can test my power and if it works, then change it back later when we go to the library... I know Jenny, if I say something goofy enough she will laugh it if it does not work... we like to invent silly stories, so well I will try!)

"Hey Jenny" John began while posing his hand on her arm, "did I ever told you the shocking results of this new study on clothing publish in the New York Times ?
"What? You're so pulling my leg but whatever go for it"
"Well the results of a very rigourous longitudinal study of 3 generations of swedish men publish in the NYT has found that pants are very bad for the health of the male genitalia. In fact, men that wore absolutely nothing on their genitalia (no underwear and no pants) got 250% less risk to get testicular cancer and 500% less risk to get erectile or reproductive dysfunctions. So in an hurry to promote healthy lifestyle, every country in the western world has just voted to ban men pants and underwear forever. It is all over the news I'm suprised you have not seen it?"

John got a strange and powerful feeling, like if some drastic change has been made and something was very wrong but very quickly the feeling faded and was forgotten. In the meanwhile,John got to the fridge to give Jenny a glass of orange juice, his erect dick dangling in front of him.

"Here, take your glass" John said to Jenny while thinking... (John: Well I should try my power on Jenny before leaving, if it still not working I can shrug it as an absurd joke).