Giant Dicknipple Kryptonian Boobdragon

Screams echoed on the street. People poured out of the building. An ominous crack ran up the side of the warehouse, ancient bricks falling. The crush and boom of masonry breaking against an impossible ****, windows shattering, topless dancers fleeing for their lives alongside drunk college students. Sirens wailed as 911 was flooded with calls, but only one person was above the fray, on the scene in moments...flying low over the rooftops...people pointed up, there in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane...

Superman hung in the night as the roof collapsed. Super-senses peeled, trying to figure out the best way to save the people down below. X-ray vision gave a confusing look of a creature digging its way up through the gutted, collapsing building, chomping at steel and stone.

In a flash, he was zooming in and out of the broken structure, dropping confused but unhurt people on the sidewalk in a blur of motion. When the building was empty, then he went back to the rooftop...just as the dragon spread her wings.

The creature was the size of a double-decker bus, reptilian but with a mane of glossy black hair around its head. Two massive breasts, pale and soft as moonlight against the hard green scales along its flanks, stood out as big as luxury sedans...and there was a row of smaller breasts running down the full length of its serpentine torso. Where the nipples should have been were rigid phalluses, leaking a strange gold-colored liquid. Each stiff dicknipple was pale with odd green veins...and Superman frowned as he saw that embedded here and there in the dragon's scales were glowing chunks of crystal.

"Kryptonite," he whispered, and kept his distance as the dragon spread its great wings and roared a wordless, angry, almost pained cry into the night-shrouded city...and then the head turned to him. The great eyes were violet, and they narrowed in recognition. The jaws opened and closed, a long three-pronged tongue sliding in and out of the mouth as the dragon panted, sucking in air.

"Ssss-prrrrr-mnnnn...." It growled...and the lower legs bunch and then uncoiled as the creature launched itself suddenly into the air, wings flapping, sending a great cloud of dust into the crowd below.

Automatically, the Man of Steel retreated, flying away from the thing. Wondering if he could draw it away to someplace safe, and wondering too how he was going to deal with this strange closer, because if he got too close the kryptonite embedded in its hide would affect him.