Getting home

Steve got home from work tired, he had been looking forward to his date night with Jan, taking about their wedding since about 10 in the morning. When he got there he saw that Mitch and Monica’s car was in the driveway. He rolled his eyes, he loved them as friends but really didn’t want the complication tonight.

Entering the house he found Mitch, Mon and Jan in the living room with a bottle of wine talking. “So you have started dating the young centaur?” Monica was asking, “I didn’t know you like women.” She added with a slight tone.

As he stepped in the door Jan pounced on him, he got the distinct impression that he was saving her from something. “Welcome home, I hope you are ready for a nice night out.” Jan said with a fake smile plastered on her face.

Steve laughed, “Eager for it.” Before following up with, “What are you guys doing here?”

Mitch was the first to respond, “We stopped by to talk about the bucks and hen’s night, do you have five minutes?” Jan was subtly shaking her head at him but Steve could rarely say no to his best mate.

“Sure, but no more than five, I will time you.” Steve joked.

They moved into the kitchen as Mitch started to talk, “So you probably heard that we are, “He hesitated, “opening up our relationship for your bucks night.” He finished, Steve nodded. “Alright so this is probably going to be the only opportunity for me to fuck a mythical beast.”

“Mythfolk, please Mitch you are well aware they don’t like being called beasts.” Steve corrected him.

“Sorry, my only chance to fuck a mythfolk. Can you recommend any?” he asked, it seemed sincere.

Steve put his hand to his face, “I thought the bucks night was supposed to be about me, not about my best man getting a chance to ‘bust a nut’ in a sexy woman.” Steve gave him a hard time, “And beside I’ve only had sex with a centaur and an orc.”

“Right, but your girlfriend, knows a bit more, maybe you can ask her?” He checked.

Steve hesitated, he didn’t want to come across as being too harsh but thought he needed to say this, “Did you come here to actually talk to Jan and I or to find out which mythfolk are the best lay?” He asked bluntly.

Mitch hesitated, “Well, probably more the latter.” He conceded.

“Right, in which case, send me an email and I will get back to you, this is not important enough for me to waste my time on instead of going out to a nice dinner with Jan.” He started to gently guide Mitch in the direction of the door, “Tell you what. I will try and set up a one on one meeting with Mon and Gen, and, I don’t know, how about Mina and yourself?”

“Mina?” he asked.

“She’s very enthusiastic.” Steve explained simply as they stepped into the living room, “Reservation is in half an hour dear.” He told Jan who nodded thankfully.