Getting dressed in a hurry

Lauren looked at her phone. Two minutes to get ready, and all she had on was a padded bra and Spanx! Still totally flustered Lauren ran from the bathroom, throwing open her closet. She grabbed a dress, a long form fitting number that covered her from collar to calf, which wouldn't show skin but was tight on her body and frantically tugged it over her head. Then she threw on her five inch platform heels, which made her legs look longer and curvier. On top of the Spanx and she looked downright leggy, rather then her natural stumpy, tree trunk legs.

Lauren hurried over to her vanity. Ugh, her hair was a mess! She grabbed a comb and hurriedly combed it. At the same time she threw on some eyeliner and lipstick with her off hand. The results weren't up to her standards at all, but she had no time!

Then, at that moment there was a knock at her door...