Getting Lucky

Andy's head had been stuck in the clouds for most of the next day. He'd managed to get the girl generally considered to be the hottest on campus into bed on only his second night there. Okay, it was technically closer to his forty second night there, but it still felt like a spectacular accomplishment for a guy who had barely managed so much as a full conversation with any girl during his first attempt at Freshers week.

Thankfully his sexual faux pas the previous evening didn't seem to have done any damage to his blossoming relationship with Elaine. She had been sending him flirty texts throughout the day - during which she'd been diligently attending her classes while Andy had been lying in bed mentally reliving the events of last night and stroking his dick. She had also been very keen to ensure he was still committed to accompanying her to Nottingham in the evening to see her friends band play. He was, of course, so that was where they were now.

Andy had pretty much spent three straight days with Elaine by this point, and he still found himself feeling butterflies in his stomach when he looked at her. This evening she had come appropriately dressed as a very glamorously looking rock chick and it was a whole new kind of hot for her.

As strange as it might seem, Andy's main mission tonight would be to avoid fucking his beautiful date, and it wasn't going to be easy. Since the last train back to Mansfield left before the gig ended, and it was cheaper to split a hotel room than an Uber, that is where they would be spending the night together. In addition to that, Elaine had not only proudly declared that she was getting "shitfaced" tonight, but also promised Andy that she became insatiably horny when she was drunk. Finding not only the resolve but also a justifiable reason not to shag her in those circumstances was going to be difficult, but necessary if he wanted to keep his threesome dream alive - and Leah was less than an hour away from becoming a millionairess.

That extreme first world problem aside, Andy couldn't be happier with how this week was going. He felt like he was getting a feel for how Elaine would fit into his life as a girlfriend rather than just a date or someone he hoped to get into bed. He aimed to spend at least one week like this with each of the eight girls who were unknowingly competing to be his true love before he entered the final phase of this crazy cosmic process.

As far as it went with Elaine, there was little doubt by now that she was girlfriend material. Andy could certainly imagine the feelings that were already there within him deepening further if he was given more than five days with her. Which is why he experienced more than just a pang of jealousy as he walked back from a trip to the bathroom and saw his date laughing at something some random guy was saying to her, then smiling at him as he walked away.

"Who was that?" Andy asked, with poorly concealed concern, as he rejoined her "One of your mates from the band?"

"Nah, just some guy who thought I was here alone and offered to buy me a drink. I gave him a nice, polite brush off and he took it really well. Not all blokes do."

It suddenly hit Andy just how mentally draining a relationship with Elaine might become over time. Men hit on her practically non-stop. He had been away from her for less than five minutes and it had happened. It wasn't unusual for some of them to try it on with her right in front of him. What if she decided she liked one of her many, many suitors more than she did him? What could he even do in that situation? He knew that nagging fear would always be there in the back of his mind. Catching the biggest prize wasn't an accomplishment that came without any drawbacks.

"You know, if me getting chatted up worries you, you could always try taking me off the market" Elaine suggested, correctly interpreting her date's pained facial expression.

"You're still on the market?" Andy asked in dismay.

"We haven't made anything official yet, and it isn't a ladies place to ask."

"Okay, Elaine I'd like you to come off the market for me please"

"Bloody hell Andy, I'm not a car. You'll have to try a bit harder than that!"

He thought for a moment. Andy had never considered himself very adept at saying romantic things to women. In his head, the words that came to him sounded corny at best and creepy at worst. He decided to just speak to her honestly from the heart and hope for the best.

"Okay Elaine, I've been having the time of my life with you this week. You're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen and you have the personality and banter to match. I think I must be catching some pretty serious feelings for you too, because when I saw you talking to that guy I wanted to come over and punch him. So will you please be exclusive with me so I don't end up doing something crazy?"

Elaine sipped her drink and pretended to consider Andy's proposition for a few agonising moments before arriving at her answer.

"Nah, sorry mate you aren't my type"

"Wha..."

Elaine giggled before quickly pulling a devastated looking Andy in for a passionate and reassuring kiss.

"I'm sorry, you said you liked my banter!" she apologised as she stroked his face, perhaps not intending her joke to have had quite such an emotional impact "Of course I accept. I'm starting to feel the same way about you. Well, not to the extent that I'd going around hitting people, but you get what I mean."

"So I can call you my girlfriend?" Andy had to confirm, not quite believing this could actually happen to him.

"Yeah, of course. Hang on, let's make this properly official" Elaine continued to talk as she attempted to navigate the contents of her bag under the venue's dimmed lights "I hope you're clear that exclusivity cuts both ways, okay? Because some of my boyfriends have seemed to forget that."

"Of course"

Andy wasn't sure if he had just fatally damaged his chances of accomplishing his dream threesome, but he felt so overwhelmingly happy to have made Elaine his own, even if only for the next two and a bit days, that it didn't seem so important anymore. He figured he should probably just forget about the threesome as a pipe dream anyway, and concentrate on enjoying his very real night out with his super sexy girlfriend. Leah had only made the deal with him when she thought there was a million to one chance of her actually having to go through with it. She was bound to back out.

"Okay, lets take our first picture together as a couple" Elaine encouraged Andy after finally retrieving her phone "Lean in close to me and smile!"

"Are you going to put this on your Insta?"

"Yeah, along with a quick line introducing my lovely new boyfriend to my followers."

"Won't hundreds of thousands of people see it?"

"That's the whole point, dipshit" Elaine giggled "Stop being shy and say cheese!"

As Elaine declared the resulting photo "cute" and went to post it, Andy's own phone buzzed to notify him that he had received a message, or more accurately several messages, from Leah. He'd lost track of the time, but realised from the clock on his phone that the lottery draw had taken place around ten minutes ago. He was surprised he hadn't been alerted by Leah's screams, even from twenty kilometres away and over the loud music that was ringing in his ears.

He checked her messages quickly, while Elaine was distracted tapping out her own..

"There. now it really is official!"

Andy quickly dismissed the topless photo of Elaine's best friend as his girlfriend returned her phone to her bag and resumed their conversation. She had a flirtatious look in her eyes.

"I think these drinks are starting to go to my head, Andy" she told her partner with a voice full of mischief as she pulled him in close and squeezed his butt "You've got me all to yourself for the night once we get back to our hotel room. And since you're my boyfriend now, you can do pretty much anything you like to me. Just no spunking on my tits this time, okay?"

"Okay"

"Pinkie promise?"

As Andy linked fingers with Elaine, he figured if he could somehow get through this whole night without fucking her, he really would deserve a threesome.