Gets Physical

Tina wound up and socked the closest guard in the nose, sending her staggering backward as her wings tried to keep her upright. "OW, my snoot!" She yelled, grabbing her face.

"Putterbee!" The other guard, reaching down to pull out a sharpened stick from his hip. Tina was already on him, however, grabbing his shoulders and slamming her knee into the fairy's groin. He doubled over, clutching his gut and letting his little splinter fall to the ground.

While the guards struggled to get their bearings, Tina ran to their backsides, reached into their waistbands, and hoped the fairies took one specific influence from her mother. Her fingers tightened around what she was looking for and she grinned.

Both guards suddenly felt an intense pain in their crotches as Tina reared back, holding both fairies by their undergarments. They felt their feet leave the ground as the human, still strong despite her size, deliver the first atomic wedgie any fairy had ever felt.

The male guard had his name scrawled on the back of his underpants, which Tina was able to read as Tiddlewisk. They were made from a collection of clover leaves attached to one another with some sticky substance (hopefully just tree sap) to form a pair of undershorts. Lining the inside was some fine, fluffy, yellow material that didn't resemble the fur of any creature Tina had ever seen. Any fairy would recognize it as bumblebee fuzz, though Tina did not have the cultural awareness quite yet to make that connection. Though she had to admit it was soft.

The female guard, Putterbee, had worn a pair of panties that resembled ones Tina had seen in her mother's drawers before. They were a pair she'd purchased in her adventuring days made from spider silk brought straight from the Underdark. It was unlikely the fairy had been as far as the Underdark, however, so Tina surmised the soft, smooth material had come from a regular surface spider or some other web-spinning creepy crawly. But it didn't make it any less pleasant to the touch, and Tina enjoyed the feeling of the fabric washing over her fingers.

"You stupid rotten human!" Tiddlewisk said through strained breaths. "You can't do this!"

"Really? It doesn't seem that hard to me." Tina jerked his undies around to emphasize her point.

"OWWWWWW!" The guard whined, grasping his unmentionables in pain.

"Let us go you ugly broad! Or we'll hit you with our fairy magic!" Putterbee cried, flapping her wings to try and escape from Tina.

But the lady knight held firm. "I doubt that. I think I'm going to do something fun you you two first." Tina giggled and the two fairies' faces darkened with fear.

About ten minutes later, the guards were hanging by their ankles from a sapling on the edge of the town. They'd been stripped of all their armor and clothes with the exception of their undies, which were now tied around one another at the victims' feet. Putterbee now had red targets painted over her sizeable (for a fairy) breasts and words like Squishy! and Scrumptious! written all over her torso. Her long auburn hair was hanging down and grazing the forest floor below. Tiddlewisk had a red circle drawn around his penis and the words A rambunctious little guy! plastered on his waist right above it. He also sported a curly-cue mustache and oversized pair of glasses drawn on his face with black ink. Their feet and hands were wrapped in wiring taken from the front gates, and in each of their mouths was a raspberry that was dripping red juice down (or up, as it were) their faces. To complete the masterpiece, a sign was placed a few inches away which read: We've been naughty today. Do whatever you want, just don't let us down!

Tina had gathered up the sets of clothing and armor and draped them over her shoulders. They'd gotten damaged in the fight, so they were a little worse for wear (not to mention small), but the knight had seen worse in the past week. She'd figure it out. She waved goodbye to her new friends and got back on her squirrel's back, charging through the fork-and-spoon gate and towards the royal palace. As for the fairies, they had a fun day in store for them, no question.