Get the driver to join in

"How about we get the driver to join in?" You wink in the mirror.

"Oh boy! Finally I get to join in." The driver gets out of the seat, and rips his shirt off. He licks his lips.

"Wait, Patrick PATRICK YOU'RE DRIVING" Sheila shriek hysterically. Women, am I right?

눈‸눈 (my face as the author seeing this woman overreact at the slightest thing).

The ambulance hits a propane truck. You are killed either by the impact or the resulting explosion.

THE END