Game on!

Jerry had waifus to save.

He turned on his console without a second thought. Forever Fantasy 30 popped on the screen without so much as a ripple in the picture. He was still pretty low level but there were so many cute girls in this new installment of the series that playing more and more was all Jerry could think about. He was in the process of being led through a forest zone by a particularly buxom Elven ranger. She hadn't officially joined his party yet but it seemed pretty obvious that she would be a major cast member.

Predictably, an enemy appeared in front of him as the novice hero and the leather-clad ranger maneuvered around the procedurally rendered forestscape. He was a standard orc with a club and a loincloth. Jerry waited for the battle music to begin to play so he could ace this trash mob. The music never started though.

"Fuck," Jerry thought, "the game must be frozen."