Game Night

"Good morn-oh!" Sigrid stopped in her tracks. For the first time in ages, Danni was seated at the dining table.

"Good morn-oh to you too." Danni joked as she applied 'kid making their first sandwich' amounts of peanut butter and jam to some bread.

"I didn't expect to see you here."

"Yeah, well, this is the first time a date hasn't been scheduled with a 'during the day' component. So, I figured I'd spend my time, y'know, spending time with everyone."

"Well, can't argue with that logic." Sigrid grabbed one of the breakfast burritos off of the stack the private chef had prepared. Raven was absolutely one of the silver linings on the cloud that was this competition.

It was especially a silver lining for Annie today. She'd woken up discovering that Threesomes had become a permanent kink for her, which was absolutely one of the better ones to get stuck with, especially with that permanence giving her an out for transformations during the challenge tomorrow. However, uniforms and food play were the other two, and she couldn't help but catch a glimpse of Raven in her chef's blacks, melting some butter in a pan and craving being coated in it by the black-haired... servant? Employee? Annie had no idea. All she knew was that this was absolutely going to be the kink she was going to indulge in later.

"Oh, Danni!" Annie went violently pink as her attention finally left the chef and spotted the current Harem Master. This was the first time they'd seen each other since their date and she was discovering she had not been wrong in the limo back to the hotel: her confidence absolutely needed six shots of liquor to show up.

Danni noticed the struggle the redhead was having with a smirk. It felt good feeling this hot. "Hey Annie, figured I'd join you guys for brekkie."

"Oh, that's cool." The bespectacled girl was alternating between looking at anything other than Danni and looking right at her to try to not make it obvious she was trying to avoid her gaze; which only made it even more obvious when she looked away again. Unfortunately, she found herself looking into the kitchen at Raven again and blushing even harder.

"What have you been doing for food anyway?" Sigrid asked, stepping in to help save Annie from herself.

"Oh, they delivered it to the suite. That and eating on dates."

"Turkey legs?" Sigrid asked with an awkward finger gun.

"Turkey legs." Danni replied, firing a finger gun on her own back.

It was in that moment Annie managed to get her brain off of the horny track and back into the whole reason she came up the stairs. "Oh, uh, anyway, Mia wants to play Scrabble with people. I suggested seeing if we could get a four player game going to make things a bit fairer against Miss Competitive Scrabble."

"Did she tell you we played on our date?"

"No!" Annie got excited. "Is she good?"

"Fucking insane. I don't think a single play was below twenty points."

"Is that good?" Sigrid asked.

"I played Scrabble like, twice a week with my grandpa. I'm good. She wiped the floor with me."

"See!" Annie gestures forwards with an enthusiastic hand, pointing it at the point Danni was making. "I wanna see her in action!"

"Oh I suck at spelling," Sigrid said with a laugh. "I'm totally in."

"I play a little online Scrabble, I'm okay at it, but I wanna see how good Mia is!"

"Alright, let's do this." Danni said, starting to rummage through cupboards.

"What are you looking for?" Sigrid walked into the kitchen to offer the aid of her height.

"A plate," Danni declared. "I am not leaving this PB&J behind."

---

Mia's leg was bouncing like crazy. She hadn't had the best start to her day. She got her date results back and, well, it wasn't a great score:

"TOTAL DATE SCORE: 17.6

Highest Scoring Category: Date Plan/Entertainment (tie).

BP Reward 3514"

It absolutely could have been worse, but she'd still felt too nervous to stream yet today. She hadn't streamed at all yesterday and the fact she was working with a temporary punishment that she hadn't yet discovered was not helping her anxieties. Given that she still hadn't had the bravery to remove the piercings in her nipples from the last allegedly temporary transformation, she was terrified of what might happen to her out of nowhere.

She'd hoped a game of Scrabble would calm her down, but she was just barely hanging onto her lead. Danni was playing before her and still just as good at playing the game as ever, but, across the table, Annie was a whole other kind of threat. The redhead's vocabulary was clearly enormous. Mia had challenged both of the last words Annie had played only to find that they were real. Even Sigrid was proving a problem. Mia was relying really heavily on board control to even stand a chance, which would almost immediately be undone by Sigrid moving after her and opening the board back up for the others. That would feed Annie the space to drop insane stuff, like back to back eight letter words, having dropped 'EXAHERTZ' off of the Z in 'POLYZOIC'. Then Danni would take advantage of the best positioning left available, leaving Mia with the scraps to work with. She really wasn't sure what to do and with four players and Annie pumping out massive words, she was running out of tiles to work it out.

This meant Annie exclaiming "Oh!" made Mia's heart drop. "I don't know if this counts, buuut..." Annie had found a loose E set up by Sigrid and wrapped the word 'QWERTY' around it, getting the Q on a double letter score while she was at it.

"It counts." Mia declared, watching the lead slip through her fingers.

"Jeez, Annie, save some of the high scoring tiles for the rest of us."

"Uh, yeah, no, she can have all the 'Q's and 'X's, thank you very much." Sigrid responded, getting a laugh out of everyone but Mia.

"She has had all the 'Q's and 'X's." Mia announced. This wasn't a joke, but the others laughed as though it was, so Mia **** a smile to make it seem deliberate.

"This is the best I've got." Danni's move once again locked Annie out, and put Danni in a position where, if Mia wasn't careful, Mia would be looking at third instead of the first place she'd only just recently relinquished. "Oh, bag is empty!" Danni declared.

Mia panicked. She had neither the space nor the points on her tiles to win. She ran all the options in her head. If, and it was a big if, Annie had only single point tiles left, and Annie struggled with her two letter words, Mia might be able to eke out a win. She played her highest point move and passed quietly.

"It's so close." Annie declared.

"I mean, between you guys." Sigrid said, staring at her tiles. "Uh, what do you do if you can't find a word?"

"You can pass." Mia said, incredulously. Sigrid had seven tiles in front of her and could find nothing? If Sigrid wasn't opening the board up, Annie might struggle more.

"Then I pass."

"Yeah, I think I'm running out of plays too." Annie said, frantically shuffling the tiles around. "I don't even know if this is a word, but..."

Mia died a little inside. Annie had dropped 'OHO' along the side of 'EXAHERTZ', all for a respectable 25 points and locking everyone else out of the game. Including Mia. She knew it was a jerk move, especially when she herself has used 'OHO' a number of times in prior games. But, all the same, Annie wasn't confident. So Mia responded "Challenge. What's the definition?"

"Oh, um..." Annie thought for a moment. "An exclamation? Like 'Oho, what do you think you're doing there little girl?'"

"Yeah," Mia relented. "I think you win." She then let out an intense moan grabbed the table, jostling the tiles and making the game board illegible.

"Mia! Are you okay?" Danni rushed to her side as she watched Mia's breath begin to catch.

"Oh g-god." Mia stammered out. She tried to get to her feet and run away embarrassed, but instead buckled to her knees and came, hard, in front of her new friends.

The others, for their part, could assume what had happened, but stood around sheepishly. As Mia came down from her orgasm, Sigrid and Danni went over to offer to help her to her feet. Mia, now painfully aware of what her temporary transformation for not streaming was, blushed, and scrambled up herself, running out of the room. The worst part wasn't even that she had cum in front of everyone. The worst part was that she lost Scrabble against a bunch of amateurs.

---

Danni had been instructed to stay in her suite. As such, she was just pacing back and forth. Unsure how to dress, she'd grabbed the pants she'd been wearing as date night clothes regularly and paired them with a new strappy top. River struck her more as the activity date type than a simply 'look hot' date, and Danni dressed to be able to move. So she was very relieved when the doorbell for her suite rang and, on the elevator camera, River stood there, smiling, holding a six-pack of god knows what and two controllers. Under a minute later and River and Danni were setting up the console.

"I'm so fucking relieved to not be going anywhere."

"You're welcome." River sassed back.

"What made you think of this?"

"Well, I figured there would be little I could do to have a better date than anyone else did this week. At least, not without it not feeling like me. So, why not just focus on you? Play games, drink some energy drinks, and debrief about your week."

"You really want to hear all the details about all the dates this week?"

"Danni. I'm magically compelled to want to hear the details. Hell, I've already felt some of the details."

"Oh!"

"Now you realise." River groaned as she finished plugging stuff into the TV.

Danni sheepishly went and picked up a controller. "My bad."

"Honestly?"

"Sure."

"Not your bad." River was glad they had in front of them. Setting up Mario Kart was a great excuse to not look Danni in the eye. "It was pretty fun."

"Really?"

"You could have been a little less rough, but yeah."

"Wait, so, how does that work?" Danni

"If it felt good to them, I felt it."

"Oh, so..."

"Annie and that slap?" River remembered how agonising it was knowing Annie was probably cumming her brains out while River's own orgasm had come ten minutes earlier with no warning as Danni finished. The warmth of the sting and tingle on their face while they were rammed forcefully up against the edge of an orgasm? It almost made them want to try it themselves. Almost. "Yeah, she really enjoyed that."

Danni went wide eyed. River knew all the secrets of the last week. "Good to know."

Feeling the discomfort, River changed the topic. "So, we on 200cc or are you a wimp?"

"Bring it."

---

"I dunno, it's like, at some stage, suck it up and buy the bisexuality transformation, right?" Danni had added Jägermeister to the Monster in an unholy abomination that River had to reluctantly admit was 'pretty good actually'. But it had definitely helped the conversations about the dates go smoother.

"I get it."

"What, you'd choose to stay straight?"

"If it was a male master, I'd stay gay, yeah." River said, the controllers long forgotten and the Mario Kart menu music playing in the background.

"Okay, but, if you don't mind me asking, you're non-binary. Shouldn't you be, I dunno, above the whole gender thing?"

"Hey, gender and sexuality are separate. I can't help that I'm only attracted to femme people. I guess if there was a male master, I might be down if he cross-dressed or something."

Danni laughed. "'Hey, I need you to put on this dress and wig so I can get some points.'"

This got a snort out of River. "Maybe they wouldn't be male by the end of the season."

"Still, it's not as simple as putting on a dress for the sake of Mia and Sigrid."

"Yeah, getting naked... kind of ruins any masc presentation you might have going for you."

"I hope they work it out."

"Were their dates any good?"

"Mia's was... rough. Sigrid's was surprisingly hot."

"Oh?" River hadn't felt anything from Sigrid's date. This was new information to them.

"So, the clothing limitations meant that Sigrid was in this like, sexy knight costume, and I'm dressed up like a princess."

"Right."

"And we go to do axe throwing."

"Oh my god, she taught you how to throw an axe!" River sat up eagerly

"She taught me to throw an axe!" Danni sat up exactly as straight as she wasn't in that moment with Sigrid.

"Like the whole, got in close and-"

Danni eagerly cut them off "-And like gently guided my hands."

River flopped back onto the couch. "So hot."

"I felt like the protagonist of a romance novel."

"She has to know. That had to be deliberate."

"I think she's oblivious." Danni said, looking back on the moment.

"No way. It's like teaching someone to play pool. It's such an obvious move."

"Genuinely, I think Sigrid is so fucking straight she has no idea of the effect she has on women."

"Oh come one, like she's never had anyone try that on her?"

"Y'know, she probably hasn't." The banter screeched to a halt as Danni's realisation made them both feel bad that Sigrid had probably never had that experience due to her height.

"So," River tried to claw the mood back. "Worst date?"

"Honestly?"

"No, I want you to lie." River roller their eyes.

"Honestly, up until we fucked, it was Kate."

"Really?"

"Yeah. She was just so mad at me. Totally ruined the vibe."

"Wow! And you still, yknow..."

"Yeah, well, angry sex forgives a lot of sins."

"God you were so rough with her."

"Uh, sorry I guess?" Danni chuckled.

"Don't be. Based on the sensations, I think Kate enjoyed the sex with you the most."

"Well, she's the only one I actually fucked."

"True." River paused, tense for reasons Danni didn't understand. "Who did you enjoy the most?"

"Also Kate." River visibly relaxed as Danni said this. "That was... fun."

"See, I was wondering whether you enjoyed things as much as your dates did. I just feel your orgasms. I get no context around them."

"Oh that'd be so weird."

"Intensely."

River got a mischievous look. "Rate them."

"Oh, oh no I couldn't." Danni said in a way that implied she could definitely be convinced to.

"Give me everyone, best to worst. Or vice versa."

"Stays between us?"

"Of course."

Danni finished her drink. "Okay, so," She paused and thought. "Present date excluded?"

"Well, yeah, hard to rate a date mid way through it."

"Okay, well, sorry Mia, but easily last place."

"That bad?"

"That bad. I worry for her. This competition is going to ruin her."

"Fuck."

Danni moved on, lingering on the topic of Mia being high risk of bumming them out. "I think Nat is next."

"Kind of expected it to be honest."

"Don't get me wrong, I now get why guys are so insistent on getting blowjobs."

"I'm very aware of that."

"But the date itself? Meh."

"Yeah, she told me about it. Sounded mediocre."

"Okay, then..." Danni paused. "Honestly? I think it's Kate."

"But the sex!"

"This is an overall rating, thank you very much."

"But the sex!"

"I know! Trust me," Danni took a long breath. "I know."

"So, who's the winner?"

"I think, if we're talking about all-round best date of the week? Annie."

"Better than axe throwing?"

"Much. I think I'm genuinely into Robot Wars now."

"You went to see Battlebots."

"Whatever, I'm bad at names."

"Plus the dancefloor?"

"That top was ruined." Danni's comment got a snort out of River.

"I think Annie came the hardest out of anyone, just so you know."

"Well, thanks for you input." Danni finished her drink then went to fix another.

"To Annie then." River said, knocking back the last of their drink.

"To Annie." Danni raised and lowered their glass. "You ever play Beerio Kart?"

"Nope."

"Best use of the phrase 'Don't Drink and Drive' I've ever heard."

---

The unknowing pick of Danni's favourite date stared at the bell in the kitchen. They were supposed to ring it if they wanted Raven to make something for them. And, well, there was absolutely something Annie wanted Raven to make her. She bit her lip, then rang the bell.

It wasn't long before Raven, in their all black chef's uniform walked out. Raven's sleeves were rolled up, revealing muscular, toned, tattooed forearms. "After a midnight snack Annie?"

"Um, you could say that."

"Oh?"

"Look, I know this is your job, so, feel free to say no, but I was wondering if maybe you might, uh, yknow..."

"You want to fuck?" Raven smirked. Her sleeves were already rolled up revealing toned forearms.

"Uh..." Annie found Raven to be unreadable. Was Raven as horny as the show would imply? Was she a real person? Was she even functionally sentient? She had no way of knowing, but was hoping the overarching horniness of the show would mean Raven would be interested. "Not necessarily."

"Oh?"

"I, uh, I want you to make a mess. On me"

"Yeah?" Raven raised an eyebrow.

Annie just stared at her feet. "Yeah."

Raven went to the pantry and found a giant squeeze bottle of honey. "Will this work?"

Annie nodded emphatically, removed her glasses, and knelt down.

"Right here? In the middle of the kitchen? Where anyone could catch us?"

Annie's response was to remove the skirt that she was wearing to give herself better access, leaving her in a black bodysuit she'd picked up earlier today in preparation.

"Damn, alright." Raven popped open the honey and began to squeeze the bottle onto Annie's face.

Annie almost immediately had to shut her eyes. She reflexively tried to open them, but found her eyelashes were practically welded together by the sticky fluid coating her face. It wasn't long before the honey began to cover her nose too. Her mouth was open and panting, rivulets of honey pouring into her mouth. She was licking her lips and swallowing repeatedly, the sweet honey going down. It took almost no time for Annie to start rubbing herself through the bodysuit.

"Mmm, fuck, you like that don't you? You messy little freak."

Annie just licked the honey from her lips and moaned, feeling it pour from her chin to her chest and begin to soak into the black fabric. The weight of the bodysuit was now increasing exponentially and she could feel the fabric start to cling to her skin.

Suddenly, the flow stopped. "Say 'Ahh'." Came the instructions from Raven. Annie tilted her head back, expecting honey to be poured into her mouth. Instead, she coughed and choked as Raven's fingers pushed about a tablespoon of pure sweetness into the back of her throat. She felt herself gagging as Raven fucked her throat with her fingers and responded by pulling the crotch of the bodysuit aside to rub her clit directly.

Still with Raven's fingers fucking her throat, Annie began to feel the liquid pour down her face again. Her normally frizzy, curly red hair felt weighed down, matted slick to the sides of her head and slowly absorbing more and more honey. She raised a hand to begin to play with her nipples through the fabric of the bodysuit and felt Raven's fingers leave her throat, the chef shifting the stream of honey to her chest and using both hands to squeeze copious amounts of the amber substance onto Annie. She experimentally pulled the fabric away from her skin and felt it slap back against her chest, moaning in the process. She could feel strands of honey connecting her lips forming and snapping as her lips parted, her moan intensifying.

Again the stream of honey stopped. Annie could feel that the front of her bodysuit was almost completely drenched with the stuff. She began to rub faster, anticipating Raven's next move, still blinded by the honey.

Suddenly, she was reminded of the time she gained a slapping fetish as a handful of honey was smacked into her face. She moaned as Raven smeared it all over her, feeling it it slough into her hair and drizzle off of her cheeks as it escaped between Raven's fingers.

"Such a messy little slut, aren't you?"

Annie responded by tilting her head back, moaning, and was rewarded by Raven starting to fill up her mouth with honey. It was almost immediately too much, Annie spitting the honey up and out onto herself, which spilled down the saturated fabric and finally rolled down onto her pussy. Annie vigorously rubbed it against her clit bringing herself closer and closer to the edge of orgasm, as River filled her mouth back up, only to spit the honey out all over again.

A clattering of an empty bottle being tossed aside caused a panicked moan of desperation to escape past the honey in Annie's mouth as she neared the brink. However she felt herself pushed backwards into the puddle of honey beneath her and complied eagerly. Before she could get her hand back on her clit, she felt Raven's hands begin to work her pussy, and so instead began to play with her nipples through the heavy, honey-soaked fabric of the bodysuit as she rolled around in the puddle of honey that had formed beneath her.

"You gonna cum for me?"

Annie moaned her affirmation, enjoying the way the honey made breathing and talking a struggle too great to use words.

"Cum for me you messy little freak."

Annie couldn't help but oblige, writhing around in the mess on the kitchen floor as she came.

Annie felt the honey get wiped from her eyes and then moaned again, looking up at Raven, who had opened her chef's jacket at some stage and had nothing but her small perky tits and six-pack abs underneath. "That hit the spot? Or do you need a second course."

"The uh," Annie took a moment and swallowed, her mouth unable to register her own spit it was so sweet. "The perfect midnight snack."

"Great. Now, get yourself to a shower, I've gotta clean my kitchen."

Annie sheepishly bundled her skirt and glasses in a tea-towel, her hands too sticky to directly touch them, and scampered into the lift to head to the showers downstairs.

---

River and Danni were both well past tipsy as the evening had progressed.

"Dude, you're great." Danni said. "I don't think I ever thanked you for that first night. I swear I was having the biggest panic attack about this girlcock until you came to talk to me."

River and Danni had put a shared blanket over their legs and they sat facing each other on the couch. "It's nothing. You needed a friend. We're supposed to be doing the whole 'alliance' thing anyway."

"No, no, no, it's not nothing." Danni pulled back to look at River. "Kate and I," Danni bit her lip and waved her hand around, unsure of how to finish that sentence. It wasn't more than a crush and an intense sexual chemistry at this stage. But it was definitely more than friends and Danni was definitely not sober enough to label that distinction. "But you're an actual mate."

"Thanks." River sheepishly scratched the back of their head, enjoying the way their close cropped hair poked back at their fingertips as always. "I'll be honest, I'm super out of practice being a friend like that. I'm just glad I could help."

"I..." Danni paused. "I wanna say 'let me know how I can help you', but, um..." Danni didn't want to fuck up their friendship by fucking their enby friend. However, almost as if on cue, Danni jumped with a start as the doorbell to the Master suite rang.

"What the fuck?"

"Oh shit, is it midnight already?"

"What do you mean 'is it midnight'?"

"Yeah, so," River sheepishly scratched at the back of their head again. "I might have planned something."

Danni went over to answer the door, only to see Kate, clad only in a tube top and a miniskirt, waving at the camera. "You didn't."

"Well, I mean," River gestured to indicate they didn't really have words to explain either. "I dunno, she seemed the most willing to go a second round."

"You gonna let me in or not?" Kate's voice demanded from the elevator, her frustration at dressing up and being left hanging in the lift evident in her tone.

Danni just stared at River as they went to grab a chair. "But you're the one that needs the points?"

"And I got half as much as Nat did when I organised her blowing you."

River smirked as they watched Danni shrug and Kate up "And I wasn't even in the room."

"Wait," Danni put two and two together. "You're gonna watch?"

"That's the plan; see if it's worth more points."

"And Kate's okay with that?"

"What can I say, Kate and you," River waved their hand around, mimicking Danni's own from moments ago.

"You're not saying shit about that."

"Deal." River smacked Danni on the ass as the elevator door opened. "Go get 'er, boss." They said as they went and parked themselves with a solid view of the suite.

"You left me waiting in the elevator." The blonde stated with venom as she strode into the suite.

"What are you going to do about it?" Danni said, knowing that, just because Kate physically looked down on her, it didn't mean that Danni wasn't the actual aggressor in this situation. A fact that she cemented with what was rapidly becoming a pseudo pet name "Bitch."

River bit their lip.

And then Kate bit Danni's, locking into a passionate, furious kiss.

---

"Shut the fuck up, you know you came up here wanting this, bitch."

"Prove it, bitch" Kate said, her head pinned up against the dining room table by Danni. Such was the chemistry between the two of them as of late, they hadn't even made it to the bed before both her top and her skirt were bunched around her waist and Danni's new appendage was slamming into her.

"You did- oh!- come up here- oh!- without- oh!- without underwear- oh!- on." River said, letting out a rhythmic moan as they were vicariously pounded by Danni, feeling everything Kate was.

"How come you're on her side?" Kate growled from the table, the massive grin at being pounded the way she liked undermining the anger she tried to convey.

"I'd be- oh fuck- on your- oh- your side if- oh!- if you made- oh- made better points." River was tipsy, horny, and rubbing their clit underneath the shorts they'd worn up to their date. "Fuck me." River exclaimed, overwhelmed by the sensations.

"I thought the whole point was I wouldn't fuck you?" Danni joked, punctuating her sentence by spanking Kate and chuckling as both the blonde woman and the blue haired enby jumped in response.

"You better not!" Kate angrily declared. "That dick is all mine tonight."

River let out a gutteral moan of arousal at the denial.

"God you're such a greedy bitch."

"Shut the fuck up and pound me harder."

"Harder?!" River exclaimed. "Fuck, I'm gonna be- oh fuck- torn in two."

"And I'm not even in your pussy." Danni said, getting a deep satisfying moan from both audience and participant of this pseudo-threesome as she started to smack her hips into Kate harder and harder.

---

Later in the evening, Kate finished helping Danni to lift River onto the couch, the enby having passed out from exhaustion, clearly less capable of enduring the fucking as Kate and Danni.

"God you're so fucking hard still." Kate observed as Danni finished tucking River in.

"I'd bury it in you again, but it feels weird to essentially fuck River while they're ****."

"Tease." The two shared a kiss that was both passionate and clearly holding back so they didn't get carried away. Kate broke the kiss. "You should put something on before I drop to my knees and **** on you."

Danni visibly throbbed in response. "Bitch." They smiled at each other and had a quick kiss before going into the bedroom. The only one awake in the main area of the suite, Kate looked around, trying to find a distraction. Her eyes, somewhat unavoidably, landed on the large grand piano. "Have you written much?"

"More than I have in years. The transformation is crazy. I get so inspired." Danni emerged in a 'made to be seen' lingerie bodysuit that could just barely pass as clothes if she'd put a skirt over the top of it. Which she hadn't.

Kate let out a low whistle. "Fuck, I know I'm new to being gay, but I know that's you teasing me."

"Gotta get my own back somehow." Danni said, walking over and kissing Kate, her girlcock throbbing against the confines of the bodysuit she'd put on.

"Come on, let's inspire you to write some music before I inspire you to fuck me so hard we wake River."

"Bitch." Danni said, kissing the blonde.

"You know you love it, Bitch." Kate replied, moving to the piano.

Danni parked herself on the stool in front of the piano and skootched over to leave room for Kate. Kate responded by closing the lid of the piano, then climbing on top of it.

"Jesus Christ, you're leaking my cum onto a Steinway."

"Less talking, more making music about how hot I am." Kate smiled, thinking about how she could absolutely get used to lounging around, getting fucked by Danni, and then inspiring her to write as her muse.

It was the most relaxed Kate had felt in years.

---

"Let's go!" Rahne said, jumping up with a fist in the air in a slutty Princess Peach costume, the white thigh high stockings and garters very visible and the lingerie under the petticoats just barely covered.

"And another two for one! Are Annie's antics worth extra points? Or are you scoring it all separately? Either way, it's time to Rate the Date! Give the date's intention, entertainment value and arousal levels a score here! Regardless of how the date turned out, was the plan a good one? Was it entertaining? Was it sexy? We'll take your results and, based on the final score, award the contestant an appropriate amount of BP!"

"Get your votes in and we'll see you on the next episode of Harem Hotel: Battle Royale!"

Rahne turned to face someone off camera. "So why did production have me stand on this big red 'X'?" She was answered by having a bucket full of honey dumped on her head. "I swear I am going to **** a stagehand."