Fuck no!

Throwing all caution out of the window that pervert decided he would enjoy as much as he could before getting caught! If he ever got caught, of course.

His breath was heavy and he couldn't help but groan slightly as he worked to get his dick out of his pants. Next time he would wear some sweatpants instead of those uncomfortable jeans...
But his work soon paid off as he pulled down his underwear, making his uncut cock plop out of his fly. Something that he hadn't predicted was it landing right on the bimbo's ass with an audible 'PLAP'.

The creep went silent for a couple of seconds, thinking that he had messed up horribly, but the woman kept on rambling to herself and didn't pay attention to the man and his cock as it layed very comfortably on her bouncy ass. A devilish grin grew on his face as he gripped the base of that gigantic thing, with a long and tight stroke the nerd pushed most of his pent up precum out of his cock making sure it all landed on her slick dress.
Watching the goopy mess roll down her dress and drip onto the floor was the best thing to happen to him so far and he needed to feel more of that rush! Once again grabbing his musky warm rod, his hand began jerking it back and forth. Even though he was far from finished, his tip was aimed at the woman's behind at all times. Knowing full well he had a problem with finishing a little too early in some occasions, something that always led to awkward time with the few prostitutes he had paid in the past.

But all of those worries weren't in his mind as he mindlessly fucked his fist, too horny to even notice how much he was groaning. Luckily for him the slut was just way too focused on talking to herself to hear his gross moans coming from behind.
After a few strokes his cock was already turning into a sloppy mess, covered from tip to base on the creeps awful smelling precum. It covered his hand and dripped everywhere, some of it being flung at her dress and long wavy hair.

All that smell and wet goo were just the best to him. Knowing he was a sweaty, smelly creep jerking off behind a gorgeous bimbo doll was driving him absolutely crazy! His hands getting faster and faster until he stopped completely.
The girl stopped talking and was now sniffing the air, probably confused at the musk coming from the stranger's cock right behind her.

For the first time he stopped to pay attention to what she was saying, his hands subconsciously jerking his cock at a slow and steady pace.
" Ugh jeez~! Walking around this place made me like- uh totally sweaty! Like what the hell? I'm not supposed to smell like this~ But i need to buy new clothes so whatever! I'll maybe like buy some perfumes? Yaaas! There's a fancy french place that opened-..." That was precisely when the creep stopped paying attention, it didn't seem like he would be found out soon.

Grabbing her purse close to herself with both hands she did something that would blow the nerd's mind. She bent over right in front of him! Those two full moons were pressed even tight against the shiny latex now stained with his dried precum.

The gorgeous sight was enough for him to absolutely destroy his cock, now moaning like there wasn't someone right in front of him but a huge toy for his pleasure. Both hands wrapped tightly around his member as he continuously pumped it back and forth, feeling the pressure starting to build up on his balls.
He knew he wanted to cover her ass, but he had a lot to give and it would be a waste to just cover her ass... Maybe he should take advantage of that extremely short dress and how he could just shove his cock between her cheeks from under it!

There was no more time thinking! His nuts clenched as the first rope shot out with **** pressure accompanied by a wild grunt from him. It went a little higher than expected and went over her ass, instead splattering in her perfect hair. Something he would fix with the following loads of his yellowish pungent baby batter, not hitting her perfectly right in the ass.
Her bright pink dress covered by streaks of off white and random globs of chunky cum was like a piece of modern art, a piece that he wasn't finished painting as he continued to squeeze load after load from his thick slab of meat.

Following along with his plan, he shoved it under her ass before squeezing both of her cheeks around it. Her yelp following by her knees bending was all that he needed for a second orgasm before even being finished with his first one. The creep could feel his cock being sandwiched with all that slop between that humongous fake ass.
He slid it out with a trail of stick cum take went fron the tip of his sloppy cock under the bimbo's ass.

She quickly turned around and straightened up, letting out another yelp as she felt the loaded being squeezed by her ass. The bimbo looked down at the boy, red in the face from anger and a bit of shame, only to be welcomed by the vision of him standing there with his huge limp cock still dripping with cum between his legs and his sweaty face still sporting that same accomplished grin.

"L-LIKE WHAT THE HELL THAT IS SO FRICKING GROSS, DUDE! YOU'RE A SICK PERVERT-" She began shouting before being stopped by the creep, who pointed at the distance.

"Lady you've just been pranked!" He laughed and squeezed the remaining cum on the woman's expensive shoes. "This is a fake cock and that's all fake cum! You're going to be so famous! We just loved your reaction"

Her face lit up and her big eyes opened even wider at the (fake) news. She was going to be famous! At least she would if it wasn't a dirty lie made up on the spot by a creep with no love for his own life.
"OH! MY! GOSH!!! Like- Like you guys got me so good! Oh my gosh i can't believe it"

He took it one step further and smacked his soft cock on her hand, trying to get her to hold it for the camera. Something a sane person wouldn't do... But neither of those people are sane!
Grabbing on his flaccid member, she begins describing how realistic it feels. It was all fun and games until she smacked his ego with
"Oh my gosh of course this isn't real?!? Like how would you have such a big thing?? And who cums this much?"

A bit hurt by that statement but still willing to roll with it, the creep shoved his cock back into his pants and decided to try his luck one last time. Pulling his phone out, he reached around her for a selfie.
With a big smile on her face she stared at the camera, before the creep pulled down on her dress forcing those huge melons to jump out of their prison. He gropes and slaps it for the camera as she laughs nervously.

Finally he decides that he had enough fun with her and walks away waving and snapping photos of her sorry situation. From the cum covered hair she didn't know about to the cum covered (and filled) ass she totally forgot about, only caring to clean her nice high heels.