From The Data Analysis Department: Challenge 2 Votes

The Show-runner

And, with that, it’s time for another audience poll. This time, you are voting on who did the ol’ transformation gun challenge the best. First off, for those of you that, like Tina, feel like letters don’t belong in math, here are the prizes:

• 1st 18 VP 90 BP

• 2nd 16 VP 80 BP

• 3rd 14 VP 70 BP

• 4th 12 VP 60 BP

• 5th 10 VP 50 BP

• 6th 8 VP 40 BP

• 7th 6 VP 30 BP

• 8th 4 VP 20 BP

The new girls have the following VP multipliers for the challenge:

• Matilda 5x

• Aelene 4x

So, if Matilda gets first, she is getting 90 VP; if Aelene, she gets 72 VP. Minimum VP is 20 and 16, respectively.

The challenge goal is to be the most entertaining with the use of the transformation gun. Because very few of them exactly explained what they did (and some of the effects aren’t visible to the naked eye), here is a brief summary:

Dinah- Target: Mittens, Dinah’s kitten.

• Transformation: Dinah’s pre-Hotel **** state has been imprinted on Mittens, though without the painful side effects of Dinah’s hyperoxytocinism. Mittens can change from cat to Dinah doppelganger when at home at will. Mittens is compelled to be Dinah outside of the home.
• Effect: Dinah’s patients still have an OB/GYN and Mittens won’t starve (assuming Mittens actually does her job impersonating the doctor and isn’t caught for the crime of being a magic cat).

Daphne- Target: Echidna, the progenitor of Daphne’s frenzy.

• Transformation: All effects are retroactive. Reduced egg clutch number to 5% of the original. Increased egg size by 250%. Reduced newborn mermaid viability to where they need parental care to survive. Standardized scale and fin coloration to match Daphne.
• Effect: Dramatically reduced the need for Daphne’s frenzy to consume testicles/semen to develop eggs, increasing the overall population of mermaids on the set. Dramatically increased average mermaid breast size and empathy. As a result, Daphne had a less isolated childhood and has a chance to restore her familiar relations with the frenzy.

Scarlet- Target: Her parents.

• Transformation: Permanently performed a slight de-aging effect and general health boost, including repairing cancerous DNA errors. Temporarily shrunk them to action figure size and put them in suspended animation.
• Effects: Scarlet’s mom will not die from cancer in 6 months. Scarlet will be able to be reunited with her parents after the show is over, regardless of where the harem ends up.

Mattie- Target: Gorglonoth, the Hive Graft.

• Transformation: Gorglonoth’s flesh triggers severe allergic reactions in humans.
• Effect: All cultists to Gorglonoth that have at least one graft of the creature in them almost immediately dies of anaphylaxis. Delays “the big guy” from waking up / busting out of deep sea prison for at least several years, as the Hive Graft plan was the closest to success.

Aelene- Target: A few dozen volunteer soldiers.

• Transformation: Soldiers converted into Mithrilwood Golems (Level 16 Monsters, CG alignment), embedded in the Mithrilwood Gate.
• Effect: Golems can travel through the wall to defend contested points. As a result, reduces casualties dramatically and allows the wall to repel much more substantial forces than before.

Josie- Target: Water Heating System at her Gym.

• Transformation: water heaters enchant water with a feminization and sexual orientation conversion effect, making all who use the gym showers slowly transform into lesbians with toned but appealingly curvy bodies.
• Effect: Assuming the magical system isn’t discovered by the military, Aldea de Perros attractive lesbian population will slowly, but steadily, increase. Amy purchases a subscription to Harem Hotel Hereafter.

Skye- Target: A few dozen community members, including Skye’s birth mother.

• Transformation: Community members converted into drow. Skye turned down the sunlight hypersensitivity feature from “Ow! My Eyes! They Burn!” to mild irritation.
• Effect: A source of familiar strife arises between Skye’s moms and sister. Otherwise, assuming the drow in the community are not detected by the military, Eilistraee worship will eventually be performed as the Goddess intends and Eilistraee will develop a weak connection to this dimension.

Tina- Target: The Gamblin’, Nevada Tourism Board, plus a few of their minions.

• Transformation: Board members (and targeted minions) converted to bunny-guys (with puke green fur) and extremely sissified.
• Effect: Well, most of them were almost immediately executed by the military. A couple were not in the building, so they survived. On the off-chance that they aren’t rounded up and executed from a second wave of military ****, they will be enjoying anal from a whole different angle.

Here is the poll. Voting ends on 10 June, 7 PM (my time).

https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DJODLyQ