Friends Playing Cards

"(Shit. This is like the third time in a row I've gotten a bad hand. I'm definitely the one doing the shuffling next time.)" David thought as he looked at his cards, being disgruntled by all the bad luck he's been having.

He'd watch Marya put a card down, then Cambria do the same, then Tate also, and finally Lewis, leaving him to be the only who had to draw. Madison, who wasn't a part of the game and was just scrolling on her phone, snickered at how David was the only one that drew, seeing him make a distinct movement from the corner of her eye, meaning she needn't look away from her phone. When David looked over to her to give her a nasty look, all he saw was a face meant to be deceive him into thinking that she never taunted him, but David wasn't stupid enough to believe that she wasn't partaking in some schadenfreude. The group of young adults in their mid-twenties were overall enjoying spending time with each other, sitting on the hardwood floor at a round coffee table (minus Madison who had the futon beside the table all to herself) as they usually do on late Saturday nights, this being one of those nights where it's really quiet as everyone is so serious and focused on the card game they had created with each other, unknowingly resigning themselves to saying nothing unless it pertained to the game.

"(Fuck me~, why I gotta be the one losing so mu~ch? Hm? Is that the door? Who could be entering? All of us are here, so... what's up now? Eh, whatever. Not like it's important enough for me to take my eyes off my cards.)" David thought.

Not too long after the door was heard opening by everyone, a somewhat short male came around the wall that sectioned off the living room in both view and space from the area where the door was. None of the friends significantly acknowledged him, i.e., nobody made any physical movements that showed them acknowledging his presence, not even moving their eyes in the slightest bit to look at him.

"(Oh, you've gotta be JOKING ME! It's motherfucking Herman again! I know from those hairy-ass legs! God, I find this g— WE find this guy so annoying! Including his own cousin, Tate, but to a lesser extent than us. Ugh, what the fuck does he want now?)"

David looked up at the clock on the wall to see the time, and would incidentally get a better view of Herman.

"(Fuckin' hell, did he really come in here in just a dirty tank top? No pants or underwear on? I get this is your cousin's place and you're not too far from here, but you can't just waltz in free-ballin' it like that! Fuckin' hell, whatever. Keep standing there looking down at us. We're obviously not in the mood today for you, and most definitely not your weird, chubby dick. You would be the type to have that kind of oddball dick.)" David thought in his mind.

Herman moved closer to Marya, Marya being the modest-looking 5'3 White girl that wore thick glasses which rested comfortably on the bridge of her big nose and had curly black hair that went down to her shoulder blades and was wearing a thick dark gray sweater with black leggings; she was between Tate and Madison, with her back leaned up against the futon.

"(Herman, you buffoon! Get your dick out of Marya's face! She's not gonna pay you any mind! The same goes for every one else! We're all clearly like-minded enough to know that entertaining your obnoxious antics will only encourage you. You could never connect like we do, hence why your presence always throws things off!)"

Herman reached down and firmly grabbed the small swell coming from underneath Marya's sweater, casually squeezing it like he wasn't committing a wrongdoing.

"(Wow. Look. He's now letting his perverted sense of humor manifest into more physical actions. Probably because he's caught on to the fact that whenever he lets his humor be expressed verbally, it doesn't bode well with us. Unfortunately for your dumb-ass, Herman, this slapstick approach yields the same results, that being you who is the only one amused by what you do, and everyone else just cringing.)" he does a mental rolling of the eyes, "(I wish you'd just stop. Taking off Marya's sweater isn't going to get something out of us, and having your big, caveman hands grope her breasts rougher also ain't gonna work!)" David thought as he saw from the corner of his eye Marya without her sweater on, having her modest tits handled through her plain and simple white bra by Herman who was rigorously feeling them up.

Herman pulled Marya's body away from the futon so he could get on his knees next to her and start fiddling around with the clasp of her bra, only to struggle with undoing it and resort to pushing her back against the futon and just grabbing the gore of her bra and pulling it up to reveal her pert 34B breasts.

"(Pfft. This idiot really didn't have enough patience to properly get her bra off. What an insensitive fuckhead you are. I bet her bra being like that and making her uncomfortable didn't once pop up in your head because you're too busy slobbering all over her chest while you got your hand down in her underwear, giving her what looks like a mediocre rubbing, you amateur. This is exactly the fucking reason why we're ignoring you.)" David says in his head as he gets upset by how selfish Herman is being, given the way he's sucking on Marya's small, brown nipples and swirling his fingers on her vagina, which was in fact making Marya get wet.

Herman got back up on his feet, standing in front of Marya with a foot placed on either side of her legs. He stood in front of her with his balls hanging right in her face and blocking the view ahead of her, forcing her to have to play through his legs.

"(Dude! Get your dick out of her face! Like, we get it! You're hard! You're, like... girthy, 6-inch cock is at full mast! Good for fucking you! Now let her focus like the rest of us, you fu— oh— oh, wow. You're just gonna grab her hair all rough like that? Like it's not hurting her the way you're moving her head around with it like that. Are you actu— dude... you cannot be trying to flick her glasses off with your co— he just really flicked her glasses off with his damn cock. How goddamn fucking juvenile.)" David's mood worsened as he witnessed Herman bring his cock closer to Marya's glasses to begin flexing it up and down so he could remove them from her face in a way he found amusing.

Herman would then hold his dick and begin whacking it on Marya's nose.

"(This guy. Back at it again with making fun of Marya's Jewish background. God, don't tell me he's been making those jokes because it's some sort of roundabout way of expressing a fetish he has for Jewish people. Actually... nah, I don't think so. He seems more likely to have yellow fever on the account of how Tate has told me how often Herman tells him how much he wished Lewis—who is Asian and is Marya's boyfriend—was with an Asian girl instead so there'd be an Asian girl in the group and not another Caucasian. Honestly disgusting and proves just how despicable the guy is - wanting some race-specific eye candy to be in the group.)" he was thinking as he watched Herman hitting Marya's nose around in a disrespectful manner, then seeing him go on to press his penis tip into one of her nostrils, "(You're fucking FOUL! I don't like kink-shaming, but since this is coming from you, I'm not afraid to judge what it is you're doing. Can't believe he's taking his childish-ass anti-semitism to this level. I wager his dick ain't even clean. He is wearing that crusty-ass tank after all, so why put him above mashing his smelly penis into Marya's nose?)" David loathed Herman in his mind.

It was during this playing of the nose that Madison let a little cough out, breaking the silence, and alerting him to her. Madison was a 5'6 White girl with wavy dirty blonde hair that went down to her shoulders, and was wearing today a wine red turtleneck with a burgundy corduroy skirt and black tights underneath; her attractively chubby physique all being accentuated by how much her garbs hugged her body.

"(I swear, one little thing happens and this guy has to make a big deal out of it - it was JUST a fucking cough! Yo! Is this guy seriously taking Mad's phone away from her? It's not like she's gonna pay you any attention, now that what she was occupying herself with has been taken from her. Look, she's even still got her hands held in the way she was holding her phone, despite your stupid-ass taking it from her! Oh, wow. How typical of you, Herman. Grabbing her boobs. I wish you could see the dumb look on your face right now. Shows how hypocritical you are. You make jokes about how Madison is a vegan, but is still fat, but now here you are, practically fawning over the bust she has due to her weight.)" David revolts at Herman who is sitting on the futon next to Madison, kneading the clearly giant breasts she has and that are also straining her top, having his arm wrapped around her to get to the titty furthest from him and also using it to hug her close to him as he touches on the uncaring girl.

Herman grabs Madison's shirt at the sides and gets to pulling it up, first having a bit of a struggle with taking it out from her skirt due to it being tucked in, but then having the removal go a little bit smoother when finally untucked, leaving him to only have to struggle next with raising the rest off from her body as her head slowly came through the turtleneck hole, getting her neat hair a little messy in the process. Once removed, Herman gave her boobs a quick touch through the cups of the black lace bra she had supporting her sizeable bust before going on to reach inside her cups and pull out each of her large 38F tits that had these eye-catching, brown nipples and would jiggle a lot after he let them go, having them drop down with all the weight that was packed inside them.

"(Ugh, can this guy be any more childish? He's aweing over Madison's breasts like they're some new thing - acting like she's never always been buxom. Fuckin' hell, you look like a 12-year-old who always flips to that one page in the science textbook to look at the rudimentary illustration of the female anatomy. Pfft! Funny how I just mention you being a 12-year-old and now here you are bouncing her boobs up and down in the palms of your hands like they're water balloons or some— oh, and now there you go thrusting your face in her bosom so you can obnoxiously motorboat her, making the most unnecessary noises for what I bet is you trying to add in some sort of comedic effect. I wish I could throw tomatoes at you.)" David scorned Herman as he was having fun with Madison's huge rack, killing the silence with the **** sounds he was making as he rapidly shook his head inside her plentiful cleavage.

Herman got up from the futon and stood in front of Madison. Bending himself over at the waist, he'd reach down to put his hands behind the bends of Madison's knees, grabbing them and then pulling up. This would cause Madison to slide forward, but also have her fall onto her back with her legs going up in the air and getting her head put where she just had her rear seated at. Herman would then half-assedly remove her tights and the big granny panties she wore, before finally unbuttoning her corduroy skirt and tossing it aside, leaving her bottomless with her voluptuous ass now sticking out as if she was mooning people. Herman would step up on the futon, planting his feet at the outsides of Madison's meaty thighs as he now loomed over her with his thick, hard penis dangling from above. Thanks to his height and good balancing, he would lower himself down to penetrate Madison's vagina carry out fucking her in a piledriver position. He held her ankles as he repeatedly dipped in and out of her pussy, pushing her into the futon each time he plunged himself deep inside her. As a result of this, she would rebound from the **** each time he pulled up, this causing her big butt cheeks to jiggle.

"(Dude, you can't be for real? Out of all the positions there are, you chose that one? You HAD to have gotten that from a porno and thought it'd be funny to replicate. I bet all your knowledge comes from porn, seeing as how you didn't even properly warm Madison up, thinking that just touching her breasts would get her wet enough or even just wet at all! Like, that can't be comfortable for you OR her! You're really over here sacrificing comfort for some bad joke like a **** fool. Just don't fucking break the futon, dammit.)" David continued his onslaught of hate for Herman as he watched from the corner of his eye his friend, Madison, having her hole be stretched wide out by Herman's cock that kept disappearing and reappearing with each of his long strokes.

Herman's one-sided sex with Madison would add to the apartment's ambience as the sound of the leather futon rhythmically stretching from how he was fucking her was so audible. All of the friends had lost sight of the face and front portion of their beloved Madison as she was now positioned in a way that would have them instead seeing her thick, rippling booty sticking out at them with her crinkly, brown starfish in plain view, and her thighs bent so far back that they were halfway close to touching the futon's cushion as her feet were up in the air being controlled by Herman who was raw-dogging her from above. The sound of the futon's leather being stretched would quickly start having shorter intervals and increase in volume as Herman would get more intense. He'd start letting out these deep, guttural sounds that would get louder and louder and would reverberate throughout the room. It was during one of Herman's upward strokes where his penis was completely outside of Madison that he would let out a cry as jizz began spraying out from his shaking penis, getting an excessive amount of cum all over Madison's vagina, on the black futon that made its grayish white hue stick out, and especially on the folds of Madison's gut and her F-cups that were bunching up at the center of her chest, all of their fattiness just pooling up into a double mass of titty meat that jiggled at slightest bit of movement and had been pushed up into her face all this time, nearly smothering her as she was laid on her back in some poorly executed yoga pose.

"(At least your dumb act stops when you ejaculate. As long as it felt to me, it was short-lived due to your shit virility. It's gonna be the reason why you'll never keep a girl, especially if you just rely on superficial touching and your di— hey, hey now, what're you grabbing Marya's head fo— oh... oh, you've GOT to be kidding me! Are you seriously shoving Marya's nose into Madison's butt hole? My gosh, you really need to just fuck off. But, actually... I bet Madison's anus smells a LOT better than you, so... guess you're doing Marya a service. Ugh, where could you possibly be going now? Fuck! Why you gotta pass by ME? Ugh, whatever. Least I didn't have to smell TOO much of your cock when you passed me since it was masked in Madison's scent. Oh, I see. You're gonna have a go at being a nuisance to Cambria. Such a fucking pest.)"

Cambria, who is sitting between Tate and David with an ample amount of space between her and the both of them, is a 5'2 White girl with brown hair she tied into two pigtails for today, and along with that had on a graphic tee that featured her favorite band, and wore dark navy jeans; an overall plain outfit that let her petite build show well.

"(Just don't even try, dude. If only you knew how much Cambria despised you. She has to be the one that's tired of you the most. If only you could clue in on that from how she interacts with you and is vocal with the things you do. But alas, you stay oblivious, hence why you're grabbing her pigtails like handlebars and have your dick going in and out of her mouth. Like, what IS the joke here? Is deepthroat funny or something? Is it the way you're cock is making her cheek bulge, or perhaps those sloppy sucking sounds that get made every time you pull far back and then ram yourself back in? Tell me! But actually don't. I do not wanna fucking dialogue with you.)"

Herman pulled his penis out from Cambria's mouth that was now hanging open in an O shape with saliva dripping from her lips and some cum being on the corner of her mouth. Herman put his hand on Cambria's forehead and pushed back on it, making her go backward until she was in a Supta Virasana pose since originally she was on her knees. Herman gets down on the floor on his knees, straddling the uppermost part of Cambria's torso as he tilts her head up and penetrates her mouth again; her neck being strained as he grips her hair like reigns.

"(Yeah, you definitely get these moves from porn. There was no reason for that change in positioning if you're just gonna be doing the same thing. Oh, actually, I'm guessing you're doing this to make fun of Cambria for taking yoga classes, right? That's something you would do. Just like how you're now slapping her face with your dick, thinking that hitting women is funny. Well, unfortunately for you, I'm the only one here who knows that Cambria gets turned on by being hit. Not so funny when the other party actually enjoys it, huh? But you can keep living in your fantasy. Keep beating my friend's face up with that nasty-looking thing you call a 'penis', ya damn idiot.)"

As Herman abused Cambria's face with his genitalia, it would soon occur that the apartment's doorbell would ring. Madison would announce that she would be the one to answer it, exiting the lewd pose Herman had left her in, and walking over to the sectioned door area in nothing but just her big panties that was dragging on the floor as it hung from around her ankle, and her pulled-down bra that allowed her grand breasts to very impressively swing and bounce about as she moved. Being alerted by this, Herman got up from his knees and followed behind Madison, giving her thick, shaking butt a strong smack that would both produce a very loud noise and also leave Madison's pale hind with a big, red handprint. He would continue walking with Madison and spanking her plump derriere, as could be known from the repeated sounds of smacking that echoed through the close-together walls of the sectioned door area the two went into. Amidst the sound of skin being struck over and over again, the door could first be heard unlocking, then opening with the sound of Madison thanking someone promptly happening after said opening, but also the sound of Herman "Ooh"ing would occur after the thanking. Happening subsequently was Madison—whose big, fat ass cheeks were colored red and had blotches of Herman's hand shape on it—coming from around the corner with a box of pizza and some other things on top of it - all the friends expressing their happiness for how it finally arrived, with David being the only one who thanked Madison for buying them pizza. As they cleared space to put the box down, Herman showed up around the corner with a 5'4 South Asian girl that wore a red cap with her sleek black ponytail coming out the back of it, and also had on a black jacket with black pants.

"(Did this imbecile take the delivery girl into the apartment?! What? Finally figure out we're not gonna budge, so that destroyed your ego, hence you've gotta get someone else to laugh? Well, tough luck, 'cause it seems like she too is ignoring you. Go ahead. Undress her all you want. Yeah, even take off her shirt and pants. Now you've got her completely naked and bent over your cousin's little bookshelf, but none of us here are gonna give a fuck! But, lemme guess: is the punchline supposed to be that you're giving her a tip? I bet it fucking is.)"

Four out of the six friends (Tate and Madison being the exclusions) enjoyed the pepperoni pizza that was from one of their favorite restaurants, all the while as Herman was in the background enjoying the pussy of the girl that delivered them it, clutching one of her small 36B tits with one hand and letting the other jiggle a lot despite its modest size as he had his arm wrapped around the girl's torso like he didn't wanna give her the chance to go as he had his body leaned so far forward, that his chest was touching her back and his chin was resting on her deltoid as he madly jackhammered his pelvis into her modest butt, making her body hit so hard against the bookshelf she was being fucked over, it was causing the thing to repeatedly tip off the floor, only being able to not ever fall over because of the dumbbell on the floor that was occupying the little space between it and the wall.

"(Man, now what the fuck you lookin' over here for? Focus on getting that girl to laugh, as futile as that may be. Oh? You're approaching us? Instead of staying away, you're coming right to us? All the while jerking yourself off, staring at the pepperoni pie you're probably going to invite yourself to partake i— OH! Oh, or just bust a fat nut all over, I see. What? The joke now supposed be you giving it a creamy topping? How intelligent of you. Oh, well now there we go. You're taking a slice just like I predicted, and it's the one that has by far the most cum on it. If you still think gross-out humor will trigger us, you are sorely mistak— oh, actually... you're rubbing the pizza all over Madison's boobs? It 'cause she vegan? Ugh. A fucking bigot you are. You specifically chose the pizza with meat instead of using Mad's vegan pizza.)" David's ire towards Herman continued on in his head as he watched Herman from the corner of his eye smearing the oily and freshly cummed-on slice of pizza on Madison's big-ass titties, lubing her fat, pale juggs with yellow greasiness that got her F-cups glistening.

Stopping his greasing of Madison's breasts, Herman would take a piece of pepperoni off the pizza and hold it next to Madison's nipple, comparing its size to the piece of meat and seeing that it was in fact very equivalent to the slice, being just a little bit bigger than the topping. He would stick said pepperoni slice onto Madison's nipple, nearly covering her whole areola, and would do the same with the other, ending up in Madison quite literally having pepperoni nipples. Madison, who had gotten her own two slices of vegan pizza, took a slice out from the bag she held and did a quick little blow on it before taking a bite out of it, her hastiness leading to her having an uncomfortably hot piece of it in her mouth. She would keep her mouth open and try her best at cooling it off with it still being in her mouth. Herman, seeing this, tilted Madison's head up to him and brought his face real close to hers. From above, Herman would hock a loogie straight into Madison's O-shaped mouth before then slapping her titty upward in a way that conveyed disdain, this disrespectful act being emphasized by him turning away from her and walking away.

"(Just... just disgusting. But that's to be expected from you. Oh, and you're back onto Marya: grabbing her hair as you walk by her and dragging her along the floor away from the table. Oh, and now you've REALLY got to be kidding me! After taking her away from the table, you just dump her in the middle of floor and run off to the door! Fuckin' hell. Oh, wait... you're finally going! YES! FUCKING FINALLY, HERMAN'S GONE! THE NIGHT IS SAVE— DAMMIT, I SPOKE TOO SOON!)"

Herman emerges once again from the sectioned door area, having with him two Black females that are both in their mid-twenties. One is 5'8 and light-skinned with short, brownish dreadlocks which barely touches her shoulders, and is wearing a baggy gray hoodie with gray sweatpants; hiding most of her agreeably muscular physique. The other girl is 5'2 and dark-skinned with loosely coiled black hair that makes it past her shoulders just a little, and is wearing a navy hoodie with navy track pants that have white accents on the outer sides of each pant; an attire that showed how fit and slim she was.

"(God, why's he gettin' the couple from across the hall involved now? Can't you see they were going out for their late-night run? But now they can't since you're currently stripping them of their clothing. Ugh, don't touch her like that, your homophobic-ass shouldn't be on top of her like that. Pfft, but actually, you look silly the way you're now on top of her like that, with her being bigger and possibly stronger than your puny-ass. Look at you, giving it your all with that 5'8 or 5'9 woman. Thinking that since you're a man, you can make a lesbian react. Is that the joke this time? Making a lesbian react to your cock? Believing that since they use phallic objects, they've gotta be into men? Good luck, dummy. Fuck, now you just made me remember all the shit jokes you made about how I should make a move on one of them since I'm Black.)" David said in his head as he saw Herman fucking the girl with the dreadlocks in a missionary position.

Herman would quickly move on to the other girl. Doing away with all the clothing she had on and getting her upright on his dick as he laid on the floor and commenced having cowgirl sex with her.

"(Ha! You could barely handle the last girl, so you just gave up and went with the smaller one. I'd say THAT'S the joke right there! But alas, she'll be no different. Your dick ain't gonna do shit for her bod— wait, she just squirt? Oh, crap, she did it again. Wow, she's fucking gushing. Oh, wait... I see why. I bet it's 'cause she knows it'll make you feel good and lay off faster. See? This just goes to show how predictable your comedy is. The people who have the fortune of barely interacting with you can instantaneously pick apart your shit humor and use it to their advantage. I mean, just look at how hard she's spraying as you lackadaisically thumb her clitoris around. I'm surprised you could even find her clitoris, even if it is quite a big clitoris, you would still be the type to take too long to find it. But seriously, it's pathetic how you're still letting this... joke go on. Like, you got what you wanted - making a lesbian squirt. Whoopee, the pizza's got her fluids on it, and the cards are getting messy. How long are you gonna let this go on?)"

Herman pushes the girl off of him and gets up. Picking her up by the arm, he pulls her next to Cambria, bringing her pussy close in front of Cambria's face. With his two fingers, he starts rapidly rubbing her clitoris, and quickly the girl starts bursting out pussy juice, dousing Cambria's face with it along with getting her clothing wet.

"(Oh, you're now poking fun at how Cambria's bisexual by letting that girl discharge all over her? So fuckin' la~me. And look at you now, shoving Cambria's face into her vagina, trying to make her eat her out. You look like a child playing with dolls, trying to get them to kiss. And unbeknownst to you, you're only proving how you don't know how to perform cunilingus, because the way you're just rubbing Cam's mouth on the girl's clitoris and not focusing on any other area, shows how you believe that's truly how eating a girl out works. Oh, look, you're moving again—half-assing things again. What? Goin' back over to Marya? Why you making her face you this time? What, just gonna stand over her with your legs parted as you hold your dick and aim it down at her? Oh, you're peeing on her~. Oh~, that makes sense. You not even fucking potty-trained, huh? Couldn't hold it in long enough to go to the bathroom? Guess not, seeing as how you're just letting the flood gates open all over Marya's face. Not caring how you're fogging up her glasses with your hot piss, and not to forget, wetting your cousin's floor. Absolutely vile like the stray dog you are.)"

Herman's lengthy time peeing eventually comes to an end, wrapping it up with him pulling Marya's head to his crotch where he then cleans his penis with her mouth, having it then escalate into a short deepthroat for both a more thorough and pleasurable cleaning. Cambria would all of a sudden let out a big yawn, causing Herman to look back at her and then quickly pick up Madison's tights to then stuff into Cambria's agape mouth, effectively silencing her. Herman took some time to look at everyone, taking in all the sexual destruction he wrought and letting it form a wicked smile on his face.

"Time to go see what mommy has for me, hehe." Herman said before taking off, rubbing his stomach like some glutton as he left.

"(Yeah, go leech off your mom like you always do, loser.)" David says in his mind right before he begrudgingly draws another card.